My apologies to Aerosmith
Dumb, dumb, dumb, Cheney what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, it's the sound of my gun
Dumb, dumb, dumb,, Cheney what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His bypass has come undone
He shot his pal just for fun
What did Big Dickey do?
What did he put you through?
They say that Cheney finally copped to it
cuz someone else told the truth
But man, he has it comin'
Now that Cheney's Got A Gun
he'll learn that shooting a friend's not couth
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His heart trouble's just begun
Now his cardiologist is on the run
Cheney's aim's untrue
What did Uncle Dickey do?
He shot fossilized lawyer
The man has got to be insane
They say the medication he was under
All his friends have got to wonder
are they all gonna get the same?
Run away, run away from the Veep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the Veep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His palpatations have just begun
Now everybody is on the run
How long will his ammo last?
Scooter Libby better watch his ass
Thought he was shooting Pat Fitzgerald
and shot his buddy in the chest
He said Patrick don't believe me
he knows I'm such a sleaze
He ain't never gonna let me rest
Run away, run away from the Veep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the Veep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun
Shooting lawyers is lots of fun
Now everybody's on the run (Cheney, what's your problem)'
Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (Shoot everyone who's not Right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it Libby's lack of fibbin?)
His trouble's just begun (That made you lose your sight?)
Cheney's Got A Gun His shooting spree's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun
15 comments:
Pretty darn funny there blsabob!
Yeah, super intellegent post. You've almost got me convinced that you have the ability to count to 10.
Making fun of this is about as retarded as someone making fun of you when you get a cold. If you don't like the guy, then fine. Just state why you disagree with him, and we'll talk about that. You're just celebrating somebody's misfortune, and that is pathetic.
I think everything you write is completely devoid of reason or intellegence, but I wouldn't glorify your suffering if something bad happened to you. It has nothing to do with the fact that I disagree with you on everything. BND, Lefty, and almost everybody else on this site can disagree with me, or anybody else in a civilized manner. You should learn something from them.
You're a bit jealous I think because Cheney gets a news release if he takes a shit or goes to the doctor, whereas you could get hit by a car and not one person would care.
Uh oh. Looks like someone left his sense of humor in his other life.
Relax Ax! If someone would have died, it would not be that funny, but people hunting quail get peppered all the time. It's just somewhat humorous because it was Cheney.
If it was funny, I can laugh at anything, even myself.
I'm just pointing out that once again, you bring absolutely nothing worthy of an adult discussion. You are a troll of the nastiest order, and your peanut-headed rants are usually less intellegent than crackheads I see downtown. Take the BlackLableAxe challenge: Go ahead and post one thing- just one single post that isn't emotional and senseless and I'll forget about all the other stupidity you've plastered all over the internet.
You should back to blabbermouth and post more dyslexic garbage about Zakk Wylde.
and yes, I agree that hunting and fishing accidents could be funny if they weren't mentioned by somebody who hates everything, and refuses to listen or learn.
sorry Axe,
Based on the tone and quality of your posts, I think I'd prefer to keep you as an enemy. The hatred of thugs like you is reward and encouragement enough to continue to sling arrows at the morons. You may be here for some kind of pathetic ego gratification. But I'm here for the fun. Don't enjoy my posts? Don't read them. But don't expect me to succumb to your whinings and post something I think you will like or respect. The opinion of people like you is meaningless. I don't need any more friends, especially you.
Hate away
"But don't expect me to succumb to your whinings and post something I think you will like or respect."
There is no content to anything you say besides "this guy sucks", or "that guy sucks". You don't stand for anything, and you don't bring any ideas to any discussion that I've ever seen.
It's great to post here because ideas are discussed regardless of who you voted for in '04.
Talking about issues is the centerpiece of this blog, which is why I'm glad to contribute anything I can. The only thing you're good at is talking shit about people, and every single post is evidence of that. Yeah, it's ironic that I'm talking shit about somebody talking shit, but even this one post is pure pollution and you need to hear about it from somebody who not only disagrees with you, but knows how full of shit you are.
There's just so few of your posts to ignore. Usually they're a pile of links that nobody cares about or nursery rhymes for Kool-Aid leftists. You're so smart, I'm shaking at my keyboard thinking of YOU being my enemy! Take the challenge, and you might find that you actually have no mind of your own. It's time to form an opinion.
"I don't need any more friends, especially you."
Good Luck!
OK!
I would rather see a more constructive exchange of ideas on my website. I do, however, enjoy political satire, so when blsabob e-mailed me the ‘Cheney’s got a gun’ song, I chuckled and asked him to post it on the blog. Blsbob has been a member of the blog for a while, but this was his first real post. I think we can all get along exchange ideas instead o throwing insults at each other. Save that for Blabbermouth!
funny. you should do a book.
"fun with dick and jane"
book III--dick goes hunting, now with illustrations.
biggest blabberfuck would have to be "kissrules" so many of his posts get edited off the board after the fact.
I agree kissrules is an idiot. I can probably list a shitload of dumbasses that post on Blabbermouth. Spooky1, The Reverend, KEnHaWk, and anyone who thinks thier a biker because they listen to Black Label Society (that whole Chapter thing is completely retarded - No offense Axe.I've never sen you do that shit.) Man this list can go on all fucking day.
I voted for invisi3ill for most hated Blabbermouth poster.
Thank you, invisi3ill (fo' real)
^Respect for the webmaster.
(placing weapon at feet and slowly stepping back)
The biker-gang pretenders that tout BLS are fun to mess with, being a fan of them myself. It's just a band, and just because you bought a copy of "Mafia" does not mean that you are now an expert on metal music. In fact, music is a matter of opinion more than anything, so anybody that takes it more seriously than that is an easy target to fuck with.
As for the chapter thing- I don't have any use for it. If I wanted to be in some sort of members-only club where we feel cool by acting like each other with our brains plugged into a centralized location then I would join a fraternity.
Good point Axe!. Personally I don't have a problem with Zakk or BLS. I've seen them twice in concert, and enjoyed both shows. I wouldn't even make fun of the guys that show up at the shows with the patches on their leather jacket, but the funny guys on blabbermouth are worthy of a good blasting.
hahahahahahahahahahaha this is pretty damn funny
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