thATs me, and theres proOF There. keN haWk is aliVe and Well an d unemployed at 38. no mOre firewOrks. idid get the phrasse "booty call" mIXed up one time and endEd up with a phone iNmy ass.
i know its been done before but i got an idea. lets re-do the biggest idiot on blabbermouth poll. lets NOT any of us on this poll. since there has been a lot more idiots on blabbermouth that put some of the others to shame. we should all make a top 5 idiots list and we will take 20 of them and put them on the poll.
ken hawk is a legendary member of blabbermouth wich is site that delivers metal news. he got so popular he was on en wikipedia for a short time. sadly they took his entry down.
Bushwack, Ken Hawk is truly a legend. He was banned from Blabbermouth (a metal news & discussion site where I met all the members of this blog) for telling a story about copying the stunt on the Jackass movie where they fired bottle rockets from their butts. The only problem is that Ken Hawk used a firecracker instead.
Sometimes, it's hard to face the day when you think about all the bullshit in the world today, like FM radio stations playing the same old tired shit with no heavy metal, Corrupt politicians, taxes, trade deficits, dependence on foreign oil, inflation, power-tripping cops, Bori banning everybody who's funny on Blabbermouth, another headline about Gene Simmons, the rising cost of beer, $auron Osbourne, the Slayer show on Tuesday that I'm going to have to figure out how to get off work for, and do I want to do yardwork today or should I kill the yellow jacket nest in the yard first?
...then I think about Ken Hawk, and suddenly I am happy again.
Dude, If I lived in the Atlanta area, I would be there in a second. I missed their show here on Friday. Too much going on. I did listen to the Down webcast from New Orleans. They sounded great.
I saw a few pictures from that show. It's good to see them back doing what they do best. They look happy to be doing it again.
BND, I know what you mean about too much going on. The Slayer show is on a Tuesday night on the south side of Atlanta in the worst outdoor venue imaginable. Most of the civilized people in metro Atlanta live on the north side of town, so going to that retarded venue is only worth it for the greatest of shows. Slayer + Mastodon + Children of Bodom + free tickets = worthwhile, even on a Tuesday, even at the Hifi Buys Ampitheater.
Thats funny, because the main ampitheater in Dallas is in south Dallas, near the corner of MLK and Malcom X. Not trying to sound racist or anything, but I sure wouldn't walk that area at night.
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Yeah, they took it down.
Sucks, because it was a great article about a glorious piece of Blabbermouth history.
yup.
i remember reading his posts before i even joined.
Hey Al, are you going to the Ministry show on July 7?
nah. i forgot about it awhile ago. plus im saving my money for gigantour or something.
mickronson is on the bnd team. kick ass.
daaamamnittt
hahaha i wantee dto see taht
OMG
by teH way im back on blababbEmerboUth, screen NAme is ken hawk II. yup tht really me. $10 sayas im banned bY moNDay/
KEN AROCk!!!
COOOOOL!!!!!!
Just don't tell any of your firework stories.
thATs me, and theres proOF There. keN haWk is aliVe and Well an d unemployed at 38. no mOre firewOrks. idid get the phrasse
"booty call" mIXed up one time and endEd up with a phone iNmy ass.
hell yeah!
i know its been done before but i got an idea. lets re-do the biggest idiot on blabbermouth poll. lets NOT any of us on this poll. since there has been a lot more idiots on blabbermouth that put some of the others to shame. we should all make a top 5 idiots list and we will take 20 of them and put them on the poll.
1 spooky1/DDT
2 madeinquebec
3 PigIronMudCasket
4 BrerakerMetal
5 death23
Not quite sure what the story is with this but; congratulations? condolences? WTG? Sorry? good job? About covers it huh?
BND Thanks for y'all's help with this Pedofreak thing going on, Y'all are good folks...
ken hawk is a legendary member of blabbermouth wich is site that delivers metal news. he got so popular he was on en wikipedia for a short time. sadly they took his entry down.
Bushwack, Ken Hawk is truly a legend. He was banned from Blabbermouth (a metal news & discussion site where I met all the members of this blog) for telling a story about copying the stunt on the Jackass movie where they fired bottle rockets from their butts. The only problem is that Ken Hawk used a firecracker instead.
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Thanks for the clarification.
Lol why would you get banned for that? Sorry to hear he got axed from wiki though :(
Sometimes, it's hard to face the day when you think about all the bullshit in the world today, like FM radio stations playing the same old tired shit with no heavy metal, Corrupt politicians, taxes, trade deficits, dependence on foreign oil, inflation, power-tripping cops, Bori banning everybody who's funny on Blabbermouth, another headline about Gene Simmons, the rising cost of beer, $auron Osbourne, the Slayer show on Tuesday that I'm going to have to figure out how to get off work for, and do I want to do yardwork today or should I kill the yellow jacket nest in the yard first?
...then I think about Ken Hawk, and suddenly I am happy again.
Guys,
I've got another addition to the poll for biggest idiot ever on Blabbermouth:
_Teapot_
Even though he got banned, he's continuing his campaign for re-instating himself on his myspace.com page:
http://www.myspace.com/changethosepanties
Okay, I'm breaking a BigNewsDay exclusive:
I won 6 tickets to SLAYER and the UNHOLY ALLIANCE TOUR on Tuesday this week in Atlanta at the Hifi Buys Ampitheater.
I've already given 2 away to a dude this weekend who is the most diehard Slayer fan I've ever met in person. I have 4 more, 2 that I need myself.
Mr. Bundy, if you don't already have tickets, you are invited to my remaining pair.
You know it's 2006 when you have a hard time giving away Slayer tickets.
Dude, If I lived in the Atlanta area, I would be there in a second. I missed their show here on Friday. Too much going on. I did listen to the Down webcast from New Orleans. They sounded great.
I saw a few pictures from that show. It's good to see them back doing what they do best. They look happy to be doing it again.
BND, I know what you mean about too much going on. The Slayer show is on a Tuesday night on the south side of Atlanta in the worst outdoor venue imaginable. Most of the civilized people in metro Atlanta live on the north side of town, so going to that retarded venue is only worth it for the greatest of shows. Slayer + Mastodon + Children of Bodom + free tickets = worthwhile, even on a Tuesday, even at the Hifi Buys Ampitheater.
Thats funny, because the main ampitheater in Dallas is in south Dallas, near the corner of MLK and Malcom X. Not trying to sound racist or anything, but I sure wouldn't walk that area at night.
omG i could win ThAt dummest blabbERmouHTer thinG. siGn mE up totllY Woo0o0oo
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