Dr. Hawk is back at the desk, taking your calls and probably still trying to fax his weiner. This week's submissions include a gentleman interested in a solution to his smoking habit, another who's fed up with those lame bumper stickers on cars, and a woman considering whether to blow the whistle on some ineffecient co-workers. Book you appointment today!
In other news, Coach Hawk is continuing his roll with the Friday NFL Huddles on BigSportsDay. Seriously, get your ass in gear and make a comment or the lesbian pictures are coming out.
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18 comments:
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Not the lesbian pictures.
If thats what I gotta do, so be it. If nothing happens after that, theres something very wrong with my blogging style.
Will you at least leave the pictures of the catholic school girl with the farm animals?
Hell I'm willing to try anything, if I just post an image of a chick with a duck and my picks for the week it might come to that.
Or just post a picture of you being kicked into a urinal.
i DoNT CARe what anYOne says that fuckin ghURts and ITs real Umprofsssional. is that waht they do in theis country? guy has hiS pants around his ankles standing at a urinal so you kicK his ass into IT?!?!?
ONe time this chick comes iN and yells HIYA a nd puTs heR foot into the stall door an d it opened this time anD OMg i WAs leaninG ofrwarD so it swund open and cracke dme in the face and i saiD close the odoor dammitt and theyre all alughing and this chick kicks the door when it swinGs around again an d im sitting there tryIng to take accarp and THis door hits me in The face oh god so right i quit that plAce.
Yes that! Do you have a picture of that?
OmG totaLly it was ijn teh office newslett Er.
"New a-hole in filing, stop by and kick the shit out of his stall door".
Alright BND think I got something for BigSportsDay. While I have tried to shorten the analysis of the NFL games I think theres still a need to cut down the clutter and get to the chase, while still preserving the Ken Hawk jokes.
Tomorrow's Friday Huddle will be posted as scheduled, and next week's Thursday Huddle will feature a new format.
Cool, I'm anxiously anticipating your new format. Does this mean the lesbian pictures are coming back?
Yeah what the hell, cheerleader lesbians. It works.
I don't think you need a new format dude. I would suggest you break up every game with bullet points so it's easier to read. Other than that, everything is good. Keep up the kickass work!
Dude I cant believe you called that, because that was the was I was going. I'm thinking of making it something like "Ken HAWk's Friday Huddle Quick Points". So basically, I will make my remarks about the games in bulleted form, and that will allow me to sneak in Ken Hawk insight like "i Fuckin g hate iT when pEOple kcik the stall door whilE i'm Trying to go to teh bathroom".
Thats pretty much what I was shooting for, condensing my important points into bullets, some Ken Hawk fun, some picks, some cheerleaders, boom you got the Ken Hawk quick points.
"that was the was I was"
that was the WAY I was
THATS THE WAY I WAS GOING.
Dammitt.
Damn, you are slowly turning in to Ken HwAk
I know.... I started getting some baaaad ideas walking by this fax machine at work today....
Anyway, Ken Hawk Quick Hits Blitz next week. Short. Bulleted. Funny. Insightful. Chewy. Brilliant. Lesbos. Cheerleaders. We got it all.
Great minds think alike! I'm thinking of including my weekly picks. No elaboration at all...just the picks and see how good I am at predicting!
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