Ann Coulter (born Richard Hart Coulter on December 8, 1961) is a conservative soap dropping ankle grabbing transsexual typist born to a family of toothless neo-Nazi christian pedophiles. He is the great-grandson of Heinrich Himmler.
After graduating from high school, 18 year old Richard Coulter underwent a sex change in tawdry Bangkok abortion clinic. Legally changing his name to Ann. "She" confirmed this in an interview with FAUX News. "I was just a woman trapped in a man's body. I always loved dressing up in drag ever since I was a 4--when I was having drunken incest parties with my retartad brothers." Shortly after the sex change, mAnn Coulter joined the KKK and rose quickly in the hierarchy due to her blinding ambition, fervent racism, and the much less talked about predilection of a certain Grand Dragon that had a thing for dumb blond-transsexuals. In 1983, complaining that the KKK had swung far too left, and was infiltrated with whimpy educated North East liberals, Ann resigned from the KKK and started a very successful career in typing. She/He became heavily involved with the far-right and had a string of well documented love affairs with plethora of well known conservative celeb's--including: Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Neal Boortz and Supreme Court Justice Clarance Thomas.In the past few years, Ann Coulter wrote a bunch of crappy children's books of which do not make any sense whatsoever but are greatly beloved by drooling Fascists, pedophile priests, and people who get their kicks by torturing small animals. In 2006, mAnn wrote "Godless: The Church of Liberalism", the epitome of rank bullshit. The book simply reeks of ass and fail. A book so stupid that even Bill O Reily would blush. In 2007, Coulter called John Edwards a "faggot." Ironically, When Ann Coulter was still going by the name Richard Coulter, he shot his own gay porno film with his two retarded brothers "Gay Nazi Youth Gone Wild: The Incest Edition."
Sadly, Ann Coulter is still alive and is bound to strike again with "her" pathetic right wing diatribes. Maybe one day, IT will die in a puddle of IT'S own sick. One can only hope.
This wraps up the true story of one of America's biggest ass-clowns, Ann Coulter.
2 comments:
Damn, she has a big dick. No wonder O'Reilly and Hannity are always with her.
Hello! This is big news.
99.9% of swim these days have big ears. There's a man standing behind the door.
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