Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Where's BND?

Where's BND? Theories are now circling:

- Drunk, passed out in ditch
- White Castle bender, passed out in ditch
- Jail (he was that guy who tried to cash a $360 billion check last week)
- Held captive in the basement of a Supercuts
- Tracking Sarah Connor
- I heard Krokus might be on the road again, he's not around, so I figure he's one of the band members. He's always talking about how badass Krokus was.
- Wrestling in ECW
- Finalizing that hip-hop album
- Inventing hamburger cereal

9 comments:

BigNewsDay said...

hmmm, all good theories, but none are correct. Actually, I severed all my fingers in a meat grinder while attempting to invent hamburger cereal. I've just now figured out how to use the prosthetic fingers.

ken said...

Oh wait. There he is.
Eh, just been quiet around here lately. What have you been up to man?

BigNewsDay said...

I've just been kinda sneaking around in the background. I'm never too far away, just been a bit uninspired as of late. I am glad that you have Ask Ken back up and running.

BigNewsDay said...

Oh, and I did receive the CD. Very cool! Thank you sir.

ken said...

Thats cool man, and glad to hear you got the new CD. But I know you're that guy from Krokus.

BigNewsDay said...

I guess I would rather be the guy from Krokus than the guy from Quiet Riot.

ken said...

Hey my mom was in Quiet Riot.
What'd you think of the 'Boys draft?

BigNewsDay said...

I'm not quite sure what I think of our draft picks. We picked up two new running backs, a tight end, and a DB. One of the new running backs is huge, and the other was the back-up RB behind that dude from Arkansas. I'm also wondering what is going to happen with the whole Pacman situation. He can be a great player if he can stay out of jail.

Al Bundy said...

Krokus HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!