Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Don't Forget to Seek Advice from BND's New Guru

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At least 56 people killed in a series of bombs in Baghdad

The number of people killed in violence during the last week is disputed (somewhere between 350 - 1,500), but no end to the violence is in site. The only solution I can see in this cluster f**k is to divide this shithole into three countries: sunni, Shiite, and Kurdish.

Enough is enough!

I can't believe our shithead president lead us into a war without thinking ahead. Muslims have a long history of killing each and hating Americans. Did he seriously think that we were just going to waltz right in and colonize their heart and minds? Is he really that stupid?

We need to seriously consider the Murtha plan. Move all of our troops out of Iraq, but keep several thousand in the area. If needed, we can then come to their aide.

What a great day!!

Bush's poll numbers are now at 34% approval and going down faster than a fat girl in Clinton's office. Cheney's at 18%. Eighteen-friggin-percent!!! I think Pancreatic Cancer has a higher approval rating than Dead Eye Dick.

OK now all you GOParrots, lets start your mantra:

"Blame the Librul Medya! Blame the Librul Medya! AWK!! AWK!!"

America Wakes Up: February 2006 Edition
CBS News article

This Week's Poll Results

What is the dumbest catch phrase used by Blabbermouth posters?

<*M.H.R.*> (T-Boner) ........................................33% 16
MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!! (Molotov).......................31% 15
Kull the (whatever)...............................................14% 7
Galactic Cowboys never age................................13% 6
blessed be (Hurricane Hugo)................................8% 4
MOTORHEAD!!!!!!!! (kirk_hamlet)....................0% 0
48 votes total

Who is the biggest idiot on Blabbermouth?

spooky1......................................................54% 14
gibson1........................................................15% 4
Trasher88*.................................................31% 8
26 votes total

Should Blabbermouth reinstate KEn HawK?

Yes......................................................69% 34
No........................................................14% 7
Reinstate who?..................................16% 8
49 votes total

Should Alice in Chains reform with the surving members?

Yes.........................................51% 24
No..........................................49% 23
47 votes total

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

This weeks Official Ask Ken Hawk Repository

Need Advise? Having problems with a relationship? Trouble at work? Need to know which curtains are best to wipe your genitals on?

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Enter your questions in the comment section of this post and then go to Ask Ken Hawk to see if your question is worth answering from the one and only KeN hAwK!

Exciting things coming to the BigNewsDay Blog

We will have many more stupid polls. If anyone has more ideas for polls, please let me know.

No polls are meant to offend anyone, and are all meant in fun. If you feel offended because of your inclusion or exclusion in a poll, piss off and grow some balls!!!!!

I am currently trying to secure a weekly advise column hosted by a special guest in which everyone will enjoy. So get your questions ready!

Stay tuned to the BigNewsDay Blog and be sure to visit the links listed under 'Allies'

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Blabber Basher's Acceptance Speech

First off, I will congratulate Blabber Basher for winning my silly little poll. Secondly, I am still assuming that Mr. Basher did something under-handedly to winn this poll. I say this for two reasons:

1. The amount of votes the he received in a very short period of time
2. Many of the Blabbermouth regulars commented asking who the hell blabber basher

Blabber Basher is about as much of a legend as Dick Cheney is a legendary marksman. Whatever, these polls are all done in fun, and mean very little. Enjoy your cake!

P.S. : Thanks for the homosexual references. That's a great way to get people to take you seriously!


In the first poll which my name was not listed and so i hadno equal chances to win it was proven that T-Boner did some kindof cheating calling the visitors of his site to vote for him, even proven BigNewsDay said nothing about it and gladly accepted the results.In the second poll which my name was actually listed and so i hadequal chances to win, BigNewsDay without any proof started speculating that i was cheatingonce he noticed that i would win and T-Boner would lose.

BigNewsDay also created the poll "Is Blabber Basher cheating?" and once he noticed that most people was voting "No" he CHEATED the poll by changing the only two options to "Yes".

Having said that, that was a totally unprofessional behavior and proves that BigNewsDay is(or want to be) the boyfriend of T-Boner.But i'm sure the people who have not voted on me will not be fooled by the desperate attempts of BigNewsDay that is clearly acting in the name of his love by T-Boner to make me look like a cheater and not a legend.

BigNewsDay i will forgive you, because once i really loved a girl and i understand you, i also would do anything for her.

For the 139 people who voted on me, thank you very much, i'm happy to be recognized as the most legendary poster according to the Blabbermouth.net community.


Poll Results

After over one-hundred votes, we have determined that both the new GnR and the new Metallica albums will suck. We have also determined that this Blabber Basher dude is a cheater. He has beat all other candidates in the most legendary Blabbermouth poster poll by about one-hundred votes. The funny thing is that no one seems to know who the hell he is.

I'll have new and better polls up soon. Until then, please enjoy reading the rest of the news and visit my friends listed under the Allies section on the lower right-hand side of the page. One notable blog is the Metal Pundit hosted by my good friend Lefty. Share political opinions with people on both sides of the political spectrum. Tell Lefty that BND sent ya!

Poll Results

Which Album will be better?

Selection Votes

New Guns n' Roses 27% 30
New Metallica 32% 36
Niether - both will suck 41% 45
111 votes total

Most Legendary Blabbermouth Poster


Blabber Basher 139 votes
KEn HaWk 30 votes
Molotov 43 votes
BigNewsDay 5 votes
Anselmo=God 5 votes
T-Boner 44 votes
kissrules 4 votes
Riotact666 17 votes

Is Blabber Basher Cheating?

Selection Votes

Yes 52% 45
No 48% 42
87 votes total

Friday, February 17, 2006

So much for the war on terror!

This is a snippit from my good friend Ranando's Blog. Please follow the link and read the full article. This is really fucked up.

"The Bush administration on Thursday rebuffed criticism about potential
security risks of a $6.8 billion sale that gives a company in the United
Arab Emirates control over significant operations at six major American
ports. "

Thanks Ranando!

Put down the gold medals, figure skating is NOT a sport

The Olympic Games are a display of the world's finest athletes, but the winter Olympics makes obvious the greatest hoax in sports: figure skating.

Figure skating is subjectively graded, and therefore is not a sport. That may sound like blasphemy, but look at the facts. Figure skating is a contest, and should be held in the same arena as gymnastics, bodybuilding, beauty pageants, and synchronized swimming. An activity only qualifies as a sport if objectivity is the means for declaring a champion. Basically, the clock does not discriminate against athletes from one country or the next. The best athlete wins every single time in sports, something that can't necessarily be said of figure skating.

What exactly is the "best" in figure skating? It depends entirely on your opinion of what the proper routine should be, the best style of jumping and landing, and every other graded area of the activity. Figure skating requires intense practice and enormous levels of skill like the real sports it shares the spotlight with in the Olympics, but it lacks the truly competitive nature of sport. The greats of figure skating (whatever you consider the "greatest" to be) should be admired on a separate platform from hockey players, cross-country skiers, and bobsled teams.

I'll put it to you like this: instead of a uniform, figure skaters wear costumes. You don't play sports while wearing costumes.

Some may argue that referees in games such as hockey have the same influence as judges in figure skating. The difference is that a referee's or an umpire's job is to OBJECTIVELY uphold the rules of the sport. A judge's job is to SUBJECTIVELY grade how much a participant's performance appeals to them. Subjectively graded activities more closely resemble art than sport. Awarding gold medals to figure skaters is no less ridiculous than holding a contest for the best musical performer in the world.

Unfortunately, figure skating will always be a part of the Olympics because it is the highest drawing event. How would you feel about beauty pageant winners wearing gold medals? Probably the same way speed skaters feel about figure skaters wearing the same gold medals that they actually had to beat somebody to earn.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

I've Made the Bigtime (not really)

I am now listed on the Blabbermouth Wikipedia page!

Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head, but from now one, please refer to me as Sir BigNewsDay!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Congratulations T-Boner

Here is his official Acceptance speech:

was open for business on April 29,2004, built from the ground up, pure D.I.Y. all for the Love. And as I type this, the site has 30,101 visitors/hits. I got out from Bori’s wing and put my time and money where my mouth is and made my own website! T-Boner.com represents & symbolizes everything and anything that has to do with hard rock music (I take this shit to heart and it plays second to none!) Pretty ironic I’m writing my acceptance speech on Valentine’s day (a day meant to be about love). So I won "The Most Hated person on Blabbermouth" contest. You know it’s trippy being voted most hated on a board filled with nothing but haters?!?! Sort of a double standard.

At first I thought, No one wants to be hated, (I kinda thought about the Who song). Then I got to thinking about what I’m being hated for and where, Blab which is part of Roadrunner Records. Then I thought, if I own 14,000 Cds, I bet only 5 came from that label. Murderdolls & Wednesday 13 being the best thing that label ever shit out. I would rather buy my CDs from http://www.perrisrecords.com/ Since my first day on Blab, and I will guess that was like 5-6 years ago, I’ve had to defend my sexuality?! I just go to battle for hard rock/glam music cause someone has to put his face in a beehive... I stood tall, stuck to my guns, and I didn’t falter. Over on Blab, they think if you like glam, you are gay?! I will never understand that one but oh well... They are the same people that love Rob Halford so go figure?!?! Isn’t that irony! Or is it just a double standard.

For those that don't know who or what T-Boner.com is, let me help you by giving you examples of reasons that I’m hated:

1-- I like Hanoi Rocks better than Slayer
2-- I like Vinnie Vincent better than Kerry King
3-- I like Motley Crue better than Motorhead
4-- I like Jizzy Pearl better than Dio
5-- I like Wednesday13 better than Judas Priest
6-- I like Blind Melon better than Iron Maiden
7-- (No disrespect) but I like Robin Crosby better than Dimebag...RIP both men;-(
8-- And most of all I like Guns n' Roses a billion times better than MAHAUAGHAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a hard rock/glam loving muther fukker!!!! Superman has an "S" on his chest. Well my logo is <*M.H.R.*> and it stands for “MORE HARD ROCKERS”. (Soon to be a song recorded by Chris Laney of the Band Randy Piper's ANIMAL www.animalcave.net/ )I will take this "Most hated on Blab" crown and wear it loud and proud with pride.

I know I fought in the trenches for this. I gave those blabbies hell. I supported and went to the dirt swinging to promote hard rock/glam music. It was a W.A.R. in deed. I’m very happy I won this poll. It does mean something to me and it will always be special. So in closing I wanna thank BigDayOut for putting together this poll, I wanna thank my forum members at http://www.t-boner.com/forum/I wanna thank hard rock/glam bands that make this killer music for all to enjoy and give a BIG FU to all those hateful blabbies on Blab that voted me "most hated"

PS Also my other love is Horror bands & please feel free to view my sister site

PSS Might as well plug something, so this is one for the road. I did put out a CD this year (goes along with the things I said at the top) "I put my money and time where my mouth is" But seriously I put out a Horror compilation CD called “T-Boner Presents the Rot n' Roll Horror Comp. From Hell”, with songs from over 20 different Horror Bands from all over the world *No matter if you love or hate me you should pick up a copy of the Horror Comp Cd;-)
Buy one here http://t-boner.com/rot.html

Yours untruly, T-Boner.com(A.K.A. THE MOST HATED MAN ON BLABBERMOUTH.NET) The bald eagle represents the United States. Well T-Boner represents Hard Rock/Glam n' Horror music
JOIN THE FORUM TODAY http://www.t-boner.com/forum/

Polls are closed!

Here are the official results:

What BlabberMouth poster do you hate the most?

T-Boner.com 80 votes
Kull 55 votes
Molotov 47 votes
Riotact666 11 votes
Galactic Cowboy 19 votes
Blsabob 23 votes
BigNewsDay 6 votes
Other (Please enter the name under the Comments section of one of the articles) 30 votes

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Who were the chicks with Harry and Dick?

So, could the reason that the Bush administration failed to report the fact that Darth Cheney shot a man in the face for nearly 24 hours have anything to do with the fact that the two men were out in a nice cozy little shooting blind with two women who were not their wives? That's right, Dick and Harry's shooting companions were U.S. ambassador to Switzerland, Pamela Willeford and the divorced Katharine Armstrong. Think its time to start testing someone's blue dress for gunshot residue?

Think 24 hours was enough time for everyone to get their stories straight?

Now, before some of you start freaking out and begin composing Tin Foil Hat and Black Helicopter responses, let me make one thing perfectly clear. I believe that the Veep's association with these women is completely legitimate and above board (at least sexually speaking), and any suggestion to the contrary is ridiculous speculation.

So why mention it at all?

To put this image in all of your heads: can you imagine the uproar, speculation, accusations, jokes and investigations that would occur if it had been Clinton, Kerry or God forbid, Kennedy who shot someone in the face while hanging out with a woman that was not his wife? The Mainstream "Librul Medya" and rightwing bloggers would frothing at the mouth with sexual innuendo if this happened to a Democrat. Matt Drudge would be soiling himself right now. Bill "Falafel King" O'Reilly would be howling at the moon. "Brown Shirt" Annie Coulter would be calling for an execution. Limbaugh would be, well... Limbaugh.

By the way; U.S. ambassador to Switzerland, sounds like a pretty sweet gig, doesn't it? Wonder how one lands such a cushy gig? According to Open Secrets, "Willeford and her immediate family contributed a total of $23,200 to Republicans during the 2000, 2002 and 2004 election cycles, including $7,000 to the Bush campaigns and an additional $500 to the Bush-Cheney recount fund established after the 2000 election." That's how.

And as for the Armstrong family, WhiteHouseForSale.org has this to say: "True conservatives might choke on their javelina steaks if they knew that Tobin Armstrong dunned the government for $11,336 in farm subsidies between 1995 and 2002, according to the Environmental Working Group. Anne Armstrong served as: a close advisor to President Nixon; President Ford’s British Ambassador; and approved covert actions on the President’s Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board under Reagan. A veteran of blue-chip corporate boards, Anne Armstrong was a Halliburton director when that corporation hired Cheney. She is Kay Bailey Hutchison’s best friend..."

Finally, an MSNBC story posted earlier today quoted an Administration spokeswoman admitting that there were "a couple of beers involved" but when I pulled up the same article 15 minutes ago, the quote had been pulled. That's right, they scrubbed the article. Wonder where the pressure came from for that move.

Damn Liberal Media!

Dick Shoots a man. Its no laughing matter

The fact that Dick Cheney blasted a 78 year old man who will now live out the rest of his days with nearly 100 pellets in his body is no laughing matter.

The fact that the administration tried to cover up the incident and only released the information to the public 18 hours later, after the property owner had already told the news media, is no laughing matter.

The fact that Cheney's people originally didn't even tell Bush that Cheney was the shooter is no laughing matter. (well, that sort of is funny)

The fact that Harry Wittington has now had a heart attack is no laughing matter.

So why is the White House laughing?

According to AP:

  • The White House has decided that the best way to deal with Vice President Dick Cheney's shooting accident is to joke about it.
    President Bush's spokesman quipped Tuesday that the burnt orange school colors of the University of Texas championship football team that was visiting the White House shouldn't be confused for hunter's safety wear.
    "The orange that they're wearing is not because they're concerned that the vice president may be there," joked White House press secretary Scott McClellan, following the lead of late-night television comedians. "That's why I'm wearing it."
    The president's brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, took a similar jab after slapping an orange sticker on his chest from the Florida Farm Bureau that read, "No Farmers, No Food."
    "I'm a little concerned that Dick Cheney is going to walk in," the governor cracked during an appearance in Tampa Monday.


Monday, February 13, 2006

Fun with Blabbermouth

Earlier today, Blabbermouth posted this thread. On this thread, the notorious T-Boner.com said that he wished someone would take a poll to determine who the most popular Blabbermouth poster is. I've seen him complain several times over the last couple of weeks at the attention that the dude who goes by the name 'Molotov' gets because he ends his posts with meshuggah!!!!!!!!! Or something like that. I have determined that the only explanation for T-Boner's complaints is jealousy. Which means that T-boner is nothing more than an attention seeking whore.

Well, I've started a poll (scroll down to see it), and T-Boner is quickly proving to be the most hated Blabbermouth poster. There are many names that are not included in my poll (simply not enough room for the names of all deserving individuals), but if someone wins by write-in votes, so please share with us, your thoughts on blabbermouth and the lovely posters on blabbermouth.

Cheney's Got A Gun

My apologies to Aerosmith

Dumb, dumb, dumb, Cheney what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, it's the sound of my gun
Dumb, dumb, dumb,, Cheney what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His bypass has come undone
He shot his pal just for fun
What did Big Dickey do?
What did he put you through?

They say that Cheney finally copped to it
cuz someone else told the truth
But man, he has it comin'
Now that Cheney's Got A Gun
he'll learn that shooting a friend's not couth

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His heart trouble's just begun
Now his cardiologist is on the run

Cheney's aim's untrue
What did Uncle Dickey do?
He shot fossilized lawyer
The man has got to be insane
They say the medication he was under
All his friends have got to wonder
are they all gonna get the same?

Run away, run away from the Veep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the Veep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His palpatations have just begun
Now everybody is on the run
How long will his ammo last?
Scooter Libby better watch his ass

Thought he was shooting Pat Fitzgerald
and shot his buddy in the chest
He said Patrick don't believe me
he knows I'm such a sleaze
He ain't never gonna let me rest

Run away, run away from the Veep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the Veep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun
Shooting lawyers is lots of fun
Now everybody's on the run (Cheney, what's your problem)'
Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (Shoot everyone who's not Right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it Libby's lack of fibbin?)
His trouble's just begun (That made you lose your sight?)
Cheney's Got A Gun His shooting spree's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Great Article on The Ranando Report

Please read this article from the Ranando Report. I think he hit the nail on the head in regards to one o the most dispicable people in America. While there, check out the rest of his blog. He always has a nice mix of news, opinion, and humor. Tell him that BND sent you.


Wednesday, February 08, 2006

I really get pissed off when someone tries to steal my money

King George has submitted his Budget for 2007. On page 321 of that budget, he outlines a plan that will take over $700 Billion from Social Security to put towards his privatized plan. He has done all of this without mentioning it to anyone. Hmmm!
Read more here

The McCain-Obama Saga and the Funeral Rally

Cross-posted on The Metal Pundit

Barack Obama swept the Democratic Party off its feet with his keynote address at the DNC Convention in 2004. His truly inspiring words gave hope and meaning to a party in desperation. His lovable persona and strong work ethic implied that it would be difficult to find a major flaw in the junior senator. However, just when many of us, on the left, thought Obama was un-smearable, Senator John McCain unleashes a mudslinging campaign against him. Here is the letter McCain sent Obama:

"When you approached me and insisted that despite your leadership's preference to use the issue to gain a political advantage in the 2006 elections, you were personally committed to achieving a result that would reflect credit on the entire Senate and offer the country a better example of political leadership, I concluded your professed concern for the institution and the public interest was genuine and admirable. Thank you for disabusing me of such notions with your letter. ... I'm embarrassed to admit that after all these years in politics I failed to interept your previous assurances as typical rhetorical gloss routinely used in political to make self-interested partisan posturing appear more noble. Again, sorry for the confusion, but please be assured I won't make the same mistake again."

I'm not particularly interested in McCain's whimpering. Rather, I dare to speculate on what I think is manifesting: Dent Obama's image now for later reference.

It's true. I think McCain, a possible GOP presidential nominee for 2008, is attempting to lay a foundation to later smear Obama, just in case he's on the ticket for 2008 (which I doubt). I'm aware that this may sound all too suspicious, but why else would McCain engage in such a public display of character-thrashing? One thing is for sure, the wingnuts over at Redstate are ecstatic over this. They see it as a victory for the GOP since the Democrat's rising star was bitch-slapped! A bitch-slapping it isn't. Obama hasn't responded to this just yet. When he does, expect the same eloquence and honest character he has employed since he broke-out in 2004.

McCain, I believe you have fucked up going after Obama. It is not because I happen to like Obama, or because I worked on his senatorial campaign, but because this will make you look like the fool that you are.

Then again, the GOP's talking points have been lame as of late. What do they do after Coretta Scott King's funeral? Bitch the fuck about it! They make it seem as though the funeral was actually a political rally. They claim that it was inappropriate to bring politics into the funeral ceremony because it is "bad etiquette". Huh...just like politics were brought into a family's personal decision regarding a woman in a persistent vegetative state. Of course politics were appropriate, in my opinion, because Dr. King's legacy is defined by his civil rights work and the politics that came from it. Perhaps Bush's spy program shouldn't have been mentioned, but continuing to yap about makes the funeral a partisan issue...thanks GOP!

Thursday, February 02, 2006

No Sense of Humor

For convenience and brevity, I'll run down the highlights of the article I have linked in the title:

GAZA CITY — Armed militants angered by a cartoon drawing of the Prophet Muhammad published in European newspapers surrounded EU offices in Gaza on Thursday and threatened to kidnap foreigners as outrage over the caricatures spread across the Islamic world.

More than 300 students demonstrated in Pakistan, chanting "Death to France!" and "Death to Denmark!" — two of the countries where newspapers published the drawings

Wow, this sounds like a reasonable response to a political cartoon. Imagine all the cartoons of Jesus or Moses that get published all over the world. It's a good thing the US doesn't start popping off cruise missiles and airstrikes when somebody makes fun of Christianity. Yes, I know that Christianity is not the only religion in the US, but not all Palestinians are Muslims. Still, they're wishing "Death to France" because of a cartoon. I don't like France either, but I just want them to quit socialism. I'm starting to wonder if the Koran comes with several crack rocks to snack on while you read it.

In Paris, the daily France Soir fired its managing editor after it ran the caricatures Wednesday.

Why did they fire him? The New York Times prints outrageous garbage that's totally untrue all the time, and they've never fired an editor over bogus commentary. I thought stirring up the public is what you want to do in the media. Hell, I'd never even heard of any of those papers, and now I'm checking out their webpage. You're in it to sell advertisements, right? It seems like the editor made a brilliant move. Oh well, it's just another example of France giving in to the demands of radical Islam.

Gunmen in the West Bank city of Nablus entered four hotels to search for foreigners to abduct and warned their owners not to host guests from several European countries. Gunmen said they were also searching apartments in Nablus for Europeans.

Please, somebody tell me why abducting French visitors has anything at all to do with a political cartoon.

If the European governments don't apologize by Thursday evening, "any visitor of these countries will be targeted," he said.

Why does the government need to apologize? Does Bush have to apologize to the world for Wolf Blitzer's racially insensitive comments on CNN? Is the French government responsible for what a newspaper publishes? These offended Muslims should be reminded that we have a seperation of religion, state, and commerce here in the free world. Again, why would you abduct visitors for a political cartoon that got published in a newspaper thousands of miles away?

The furor over the drawings, which first ran in the Danish paper Jyllands-Posten in September, cuts to the question of which is more sacred in the Western world — freedom of expression or respect for religious beliefs.

Guess what? You can have both! It will require a little bit of a sense of humor, though. An attention span wouldn't hurt, either. For example, I'll never feel bad about trashing these boneheaded Muslims who threaten people over a newspaper article that somebody else wrote, but at the same time, if someone is peacefully practicing Islam them I will respect their right to do so. I'll even go out of my way to defend a Muslim's right to practice his/her religion. Likewise, that Muslim had better respect anything and everything that I say as part of what I believe. A little sense of humor goes a long way.

Islamic law, based on clerics' interpretation of the Quran and the sayings of the prophet, absolutely forbids depictions, even positive ones, of the Prophet Muhammad in order to prevent idolatry.

Get over yourselves, honestly, and put down the Red Balls Energy Drinks. These clerics need to go on a life-long cruise with Pat Robertson and Sean Hannity so they can yell at each other and leave everybody else alone.

The Danish newspaper defended its decision to publish the caricatures, citing freedom of expression, but apologized to Muslims for causing offense.

Finally, a resonable remark.

Sami Abu Zuhri, a spokesman for the Islamic militant Hamas also demanded an apology from European countries. However, he said foreigners in Gaza must not be harmed.

Un-Holy crap! I think Bush actually scared them in the State of the Union Address the other night. It's amazing how even Islamic terrorists are actually willing to talk once you show them that you're willing to fight if they won't talk (RE: Saddam).

In Multan, Pakistan, more than 300 Islamic students chanted "Death to Denmark!" and "Death to France!" and burned flags of both countries near an Islamic school.

...yet more brilliance from a group of experts on world politics.

the Danish paper had apologized, "but for some reason, nobody in the Muslim world wants to hear the apology."

Here we have an exhibit of the culture of victimization. Besides the Irael/Palestine conflict, I couldn't imagine Muslims embracing this...

Morocco and Tunisia barred sales of France Soir's Wednesday issue.

Resonable comment #2. If you don't like it, dont' buy it. Capitalism is always worth a try. It seems like France has basically pissed off the entire world, and most everybody is boycotting at least some imports from that country. This is ironic because like I've said before, France does the most to appease villians worldwide. France appeases Muslims by opposing the liberation of Iraq, then they appease Muslims by keeping a lawless immigration policy, and now Muslims boycott France. What have we learned from France? You be the judge.

The director of media rights group Reporters Without Borders, Robert Menard, called for calm. "We need to figure out how to reconcile freedom of expression and respect of faith," he said.

It's called a sense of humor, and you should subsribe to one. Don't take yourself so seriously and maybe you won't look like intolerant crybabies in the international press. I take my Christian faith very seriously, but I'm not so stupid and intolerant that I can't appreciate a Jesus joke or two. Notice how the Jesus and Mohammed jokes aren't actually about the real Jesus or Mohammed, but rather what religious idealogues have applied them to be in your culture.


***Breaking News***

Phil saw his shadow!

George did not!

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

How to be a Republican

Alright, I give in. I’m sick of losing. Yea, I’m going to be a Republican! Here's is my new “How to be a Republican” manual.

Republican Manual

After viewing the manual, please share which type of Republican you are going to be.

I'm going to be the Tough Guy, you damn commies!