Thursday, October 01, 2009

Michele Bachmann is a stupid bitch

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

STFU you irrelevant slut

Is anyone else sick of listening to that BITCH Sarah Palin exploit her family just to keep her name in the headlines?

If you don't want to be the butt of people's jokes, stop being such a media whore, and stop dressing like a SLUTTY FLIGHT ATTENDANT. Also, teach your children about protected sex, and they won't get knocked up.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Tea Baggin' for hypocracy

Last week, hundreds of dip shits gathered together to show the world just how petty and bitter Americans can be. The Tax Day Tea Party was held on April 15th in several cities where mainly conservative asshats held racist signs and complained about how Barack Obama is destroying this country.

First off, the main reason for the tea baggin' dim wits was to protest wasteful government spending. They mailed tea bags to many congressional offices in D.C., which then prompted HAZMAT units to respond. At the several protests held on tax day, cities had to pay more money to provide security for these morons. So let me gets this straight, You are going to protest wasteful government spending by causeing wasteful government spending? you are all jeeenyusses.

I heard several of this rocket scientists compare this event to the Boston Tea Party, because after all, they are also trying to protest taxation without representation. Wait, WHAT????

OK Einsteins, just because the person who you wanted to become president lost in a fair election does not mean that you have no representation in our government. I'm going to refuse to pay state taxes becuase I don't feel fairly represnted by our asshole tea baggin' Governor who wants to seceed from the union. I'm really looking forward to the Perry/Hutchison dual for the Republican primary next year. That ought to be very interesting.

Please share your thoughts on these total f**king idiots.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

dzogchen zen metal

In the past two winters I have been focusing on this atmospheric "zen metal" project dzogchen. As of this morning the official site is now up and live and holding all dzogchen music and art that I have done.

New 2009 music is up and the tracks The Strong and Mind Of Fire have been early favorites with fans (all 3 of them); if you're interested, feel free to click around and give yourself time for an honest listen with the music.

I really appreciate the support from the members of this site; it's been a real treat discussing and joking with you guys, and I understand as buddies if this metal style I am working with isn't your thing. Otherwise, it's there if you guys are interested in what I've been writing, so please take a long listen when you have some time.

Looking forward to hearing from you all.

aka Ken hwAk

Friday, February 13, 2009

Joke of the Day - Drunk Driving Test

A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Friday, January 16, 2009

One last time...

This will be the last time this is considered relevant...

He'll be out in a few days, GOOD RIDDANCE!