Wednesday, May 10, 2006

The Best Blabbermouth Thread Ever!

This discussion thread has now been going for nearly two and a half weeks. We have a hardcore feminist arguing that capitalism is the cause of child porn, prostitution, pornography, sexism, racism, etc...

Both Axe & I have tried to rationally discuss the issue with her, but there appears to be nothing rational about his individual. Even spooky1 dropped out of this discussion well over a week ago. Damn, Axe & I really need to find constructive ways to waste our time.

UPDATE from Lefty Metalhead!


I just received an email from that wench Epistaxis. Check it out:

Slipknot? Evidently, your taste in music, like your "ideas," or lack of rather, is up your arse.


Short and not-so-sweet! Can anyone take this guttersnipe seriously? My response:

Ah, not only do you adopt fallacious and extremist positions on female social discourse, but you also adopt an elitist musical perspective. The funny thing is that you attempt to make a subjective statement sound objective. Better luck next time!


If this woman continues to engage me, I will bite and she will be sorry. I'm already reviewing literature that debunks her "facts". Let it rip.

Update from BND

Tear her up Lefty. She has proven to be nothing but a troll that goes on Blabbermouth fo the sole purpose of stirring shit up, just like our good buddy spooky1.

24 comments:

BlackLabelAxe said...

BND and I have dragged this troll through nails on every topic inculding imperialism, capitalism, religion, patriarchy (I'm laughing too!), victimization, prostitution, and her general hatred for everything that doesn't bow to her.

She is as stubborn as all hell. It's coming up on 3 weeks of this bash-a-thon, and somehow she still finds the time to come back and ask for her ass every single day!

BlackLabelAxe said...

That picture is amazing, BND!

BigNewsDay said...

I found the pic on google images. I laughed my ass off when I saw it. That is how I will now always picture our dear Epistaxis.

BlackLabelAxe said...

I just can't believe that there's a picture that nails Epistaxis so perfectly.

What a TOOL!

BlackLabelAxe said...

Dude, I think we may have been ruinously duped and owned.

I'm starting to beleive that Epistaxis is actually spooky1's alternate profile, and he's been doing this the whole time just to fuck with us.

Some part of me wants to think that I didn't just get Blabber-Pwn3d on a 350+ post-scale, but part of me would be relieved to know that someone as retarded as Epistaxis doesn't actually exist, let alone have access to a keyboard.

Lefty Metalhead said...

Dammit guys, why didn't you tell me about this sooner? I would have helped thrash that vile trollop.

BigNewsDay said...

I don't believe that spooky1 is smart enough to change his style that much to pull off this type of stunt. Unfortunatly, I think we are dealing with an extremely fucked up individual.

BlackLabelAxe said...

Lefty, it's never too late.

Your help would be most appreciated, we're tangled up in a Blabbermouth death match!

Nomatter how many times we kill her, she keeps getting back up!

Goremaster said...

BND, heres my responce to the Epistaxis, can you post it?

http://www.hydrotoys.com/wavs/stickmen/stfu.jpg

BigNewsDay said...

Very nice Mr. Bundy!

BlackLabelAxe said...

Yeap, she's been owned to death on every subject she's brought up so far.

Lefty, thanks for your contribution. There's plenty of this bitch's ass to kick because she's so damn stubborn.

I really don't think she's reading our posts anymore. She thinks I'm Al Bundy now!

Goremaster said...

really? im gonna check it out again.

BlackLabelAxe said...

Hey Al, you're in Atlanta, right?

What are you doing tonight? I've got a group of friends going to a bar in Kennesaw called Billy Mac's. They have a band that plays all kinds of rock and roll covers, and the guitarist looks like SRV! (can't play as well, but who does?)

Lefty Metalhead said...

Axe,
That treacherous termagant is indeed retarded. I don't think she's paying any attention anymore. Besides, she never cites any of her so-called empirical evidence. It's all bullshit. I think we owned that cunt fairly well! Cheers.

By the way, I'm looking into taking a vacation this summer. I'm really considering flying down to Atlanta and Dallas to hang out with my blog-brothers. Wouldn't that be sweet?

BigNewsDay said...

Come on down brother1

BlackLabelAxe said...

Hot damn, dude, I've got a place to stay, food to eat and beer to drink!

BlackLabelAxe said...

Lessons learned from this weekend:

Don't fuck around with knives while drunk.

I now have stitches in my right hand, and I'm going in for surgery tomorrow to investigate or repair severed nerves and tendons.

I was pretty f'n hammered, as evidenced by my bood pressure of 95/50. Don't try this at home, or anywhere, ever.

I'll be alright for sure, but y'all think about me tomorrow. I won't be typing too much for a while.

BigNewsDay said...

Damn, that sounds like something Ken Hawk would do. Hope you mend quickly.

Lefty Metalhead said...

Axe, sorry to hear that. I know you'll recover just fine. You're a strong dude. I'll be thinking about you tomorrow. Hope all goes well. Don't forget to let us know how everything goes. God Bless You!

CAN NOBODY BRING THE AXE DOWN!!!

Lefty Metalhead said...

By the way, thanks for the encouraging words regarding the impending vacation. Just thinking about how hammered we would get makes me want to get on a plane right now!

Get well Axe!

Lefty Metalhead said...

Just trying out my new picture.

BigNewsDay said...

Great picture Lefty!

BlackLabelAxe said...

Lefty,

You are the man! Thanks for the encouraging words, they mean a lot to me. Everthing went well, the doctor re-attached my nerve, which apparently isn´t a big deal at all. The tendons were fine, so I just have to wait for the stitches to heal. Hell, I´m even typing with it right now.

I´ll post some more when I get home, because this German keyboard is making me cross-eyed and frustrated.

You did PWN the dogshit out of Epistaxis.

BND and I cannot make this bitch undestand that we don´t feel sorry for people who make stupid decisions.

Lefty Metalhead said...

Axe,

It's awesome to know everything went well. Typing already? I made myself clear about your strength, didn't I? I've been PWNing this cunt since the first day I joined the debate, but she makes redundant, yet fallacious, claims. I can understand people making stupid decisions, but blaming them on all the external factors and not oneself is goddamned retarded.

Glad to have you back bro'. I'll have a couple shots of Don Julio for you tonight!