The most recent CNN and SurveyUSA polls show that Barack Obama has taken a 4 point lead in Texas. For more analysis, read here.
If Obama wins Texas, the race is practically over, and the Clintonista regime will have to go back and review all the tactical mistakes her campaign made. The people believe Obama. The people want change. To consistently insult the people will not work to get you elected.
In the Dallas area in particular, Obama has made giant strides. I'm glad the good people of Dallas have come through for Barack. I'm sure you're proud too BND!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
New Metal Pundit Forum!
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Video of the Day
This video proves once and for all that Fred Durst is one of the most underated musicians in modern music. Not only can he rap AND sing, he can play really fast shred guitar. Amazing and inspirational.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Probably old but entertaining
"Our staff all agree that Ann Coulter should die. Soon. But how should she die? We asked Odin, Chief of the Nordic Gods and ruler of Asgard, to tell us how Ann Coulter should die. Here are his responses (in descending order):
10. Pulled apart by 4 wild horses - 1 horse tied to each limb. The horses should be painted blue.
9. Forced to eat 7 double Quarter-Pounders with cheese. Then shot in the head with a longbow.
8. My Son, Thor, should smite her with his mighty hammer.
7. She should be covered in expired sour cream and fed to 10,000 fire ants. Then shot in the head with a longbow.
6. Buried alive under 1,026 hardcover copies of books by Al Franken.
5. Loaded into a French TRF1 155 mm gun-howitzer and shot into the Eiffel Tower at close range.
4. Forced to run a 3-legged race with Jimmy Carter, and at the end of the race...shot through the head with a longbow.
3. Bitch-slapped to death by Hilary Clinton and Maryland Senator Barbara Mikulski.
2. Drive her out to the middle of the Mojave Desert in a Hummer. The Hummer should be drained of all but 1 gallon of fuel. She then tries to drive herself to freedom - but the gas-guzzling Hummer runs out of fuel before she can escape the oppressive heat of the desert. As she is dehydrated, delirious, sunburned and near death - a paramedic drives up in a Prius Hybrid and shoots her through the head with a longbow.
And the #1 way Ann Coulter should die...
Alone and staring at her grotesquely skinny and hideously-bug-eyed face in the mirror. "
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10. Pulled apart by 4 wild horses - 1 horse tied to each limb. The horses should be painted blue.
9. Forced to eat 7 double Quarter-Pounders with cheese. Then shot in the head with a longbow.
8. My Son, Thor, should smite her with his mighty hammer.
7. She should be covered in expired sour cream and fed to 10,000 fire ants. Then shot in the head with a longbow.
6. Buried alive under 1,026 hardcover copies of books by Al Franken.
5. Loaded into a French TRF1 155 mm gun-howitzer and shot into the Eiffel Tower at close range.
4. Forced to run a 3-legged race with Jimmy Carter, and at the end of the race...shot through the head with a longbow.
3. Bitch-slapped to death by Hilary Clinton and Maryland Senator Barbara Mikulski.
2. Drive her out to the middle of the Mojave Desert in a Hummer. The Hummer should be drained of all but 1 gallon of fuel. She then tries to drive herself to freedom - but the gas-guzzling Hummer runs out of fuel before she can escape the oppressive heat of the desert. As she is dehydrated, delirious, sunburned and near death - a paramedic drives up in a Prius Hybrid and shoots her through the head with a longbow.
And the #1 way Ann Coulter should die...
Alone and staring at her grotesquely skinny and hideously-bug-eyed face in the mirror. "
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Links of the Day
I haven't done this in a while, and have seen some very interesting news stories today. Enjoy!!!
Man spots his wife during visit to brothel
The corpse in the chair was a dead giveaway
If only he’d been wearing a sheath dress
Jilted lesbian rugby player killed herself after brutally beating lover who had 'webcam affair'
Truck hits couple kissing on street
Officers Raid Home, Take 11-Year-Old To Hospital
Dad threw 4 tots off bridge for revenge
'Meanest mom on planet' sells son's car
Katrina victim sues U.S. for $3 quadrillion
Do Monkeys Pay for Sex?
I think the human race is officially fucked. I think I am going to go home and hide in the closet until the apocalypse.
Man spots his wife during visit to brothel
The corpse in the chair was a dead giveaway
If only he’d been wearing a sheath dress
Jilted lesbian rugby player killed herself after brutally beating lover who had 'webcam affair'
Truck hits couple kissing on street
Officers Raid Home, Take 11-Year-Old To Hospital
Dad threw 4 tots off bridge for revenge
'Meanest mom on planet' sells son's car
Katrina victim sues U.S. for $3 quadrillion
Do Monkeys Pay for Sex?
I think the human race is officially fucked. I think I am going to go home and hide in the closet until the apocalypse.
The True Story of Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter (born Richard Hart Coulter on December 8, 1961) is a conservative soap dropping ankle grabbing transsexual typist born to a family of toothless neo-Nazi christian pedophiles. He is the great-grandson of Heinrich Himmler.
After graduating from high school, 18 year old Richard Coulter underwent a sex change in tawdry Bangkok abortion clinic. Legally changing his name to Ann. "She" confirmed this in an interview with FAUX News. "I was just a woman trapped in a man's body. I always loved dressing up in drag ever since I was a 4--when I was having drunken incest parties with my retartad brothers." Shortly after the sex change, mAnn Coulter joined the KKK and rose quickly in the hierarchy due to her blinding ambition, fervent racism, and the much less talked about predilection of a certain Grand Dragon that had a thing for dumb blond-transsexuals. In 1983, complaining that the KKK had swung far too left, and was infiltrated with whimpy educated North East liberals, Ann resigned from the KKK and started a very successful career in typing. She/He became heavily involved with the far-right and had a string of well documented love affairs with plethora of well known conservative celeb's--including: Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Neal Boortz and Supreme Court Justice Clarance Thomas.In the past few years, Ann Coulter wrote a bunch of crappy children's books of which do not make any sense whatsoever but are greatly beloved by drooling Fascists, pedophile priests, and people who get their kicks by torturing small animals. In 2006, mAnn wrote "Godless: The Church of Liberalism", the epitome of rank bullshit. The book simply reeks of ass and fail. A book so stupid that even Bill O Reily would blush. In 2007, Coulter called John Edwards a "faggot." Ironically, When Ann Coulter was still going by the name Richard Coulter, he shot his own gay porno film with his two retarded brothers "Gay Nazi Youth Gone Wild: The Incest Edition."
Sadly, Ann Coulter is still alive and is bound to strike again with "her" pathetic right wing diatribes. Maybe one day, IT will die in a puddle of IT'S own sick. One can only hope.
This wraps up the true story of one of America's biggest ass-clowns, Ann Coulter.
Monday, January 07, 2008
Friday, January 04, 2008
Interview with Bill O Reilly
I have recently sat down with the undisputed champion of ass-clownery, Bill O Reilly. Here is the interview.
Al Bundy: Bill, I would like to thank you for joining us today for this interview--you are greatly respected here at Big News Day.
Bill O Reilly: Thank you very much, it's certainly a pleasure.
AB: Okay, lets just get some rather ugly rumours out of the way--you are a lightning rod of sorts and the rumours tend to get a bit nasty.
BOR: I agree.
AB: Bill, are you currently a member of the North American Man Boy Love Association?
BOR: Wait a second now--this is outrageous. I'm not going to sit here and let you...
AB: No. You're going to answer the damn question Bill.
BOR: What the hell kind of outfit is this.
AB: I ask the goddamn questions--you answer the goddamn questions. Again, are you a dues paying member of the North American Man Boy Love Association?
BOR: I've never heard this rumour, where the hell did you get this.
AB: It's a YES or NO question Bill.
BOR: No.
AB: Good. I'm glad we could clear this up for you.
BOR: Well thanks for that.
AB: Your sarcasm is unnecessary.
BOR: Are you always this aggressive in interviews?
AB: Again Bill, I ask the goddamn questions.
BOR: Fine, go ahead.
AB: Thank you. Now, as I stated before you are a lighting rod thus you've been called a lot of names--such as staunch conservative, Right Winger, cranky conservative, things like that. Does this sit well with you? Is this fair?
BOR: I'm proud to be a conservative, besides, names and labels don't hurt me at all.
AB: You've also been called a Right Wing douche, the King of Right Wing Douches, a gerbil molesting closet queer, a snoodler, a cock stuffing man chowder commando, a tool, a Right Wing tool, Bush's tool, Rupert Murdoch's boy toy, a shit eating fucktard, a conservative cum dumpster, media whore, king of media whores, donkey raping king of media whores, megalomaniac, Right Wing cock jocky, troglodyte, George Bush's personal Monica Lewinski, shit face cockmaster--Bill the list could go on for miles. Does any of this bother you?
BOR: I don't know what kind of crap you're trying to pull here but...
AB: Watch your fucking language--think of the children. I bet you don't kiss your gay lover with that mouth, do you?
BOR: I'm out of here.
AB: You're going nowhere. Now sit you're fat ass down and answer the damn questions.
BOR: Fine, let's hurry this up.
AB: You've stated earlier that you are not a current member of NAMBLA--My next question to you is: Do you know somebody in NAMBLA? Are you associated with any members of the North American Man Boy Love Association?
BOR: This is ridiculous.
AB: This is NOT ridiculous. These are legitamite questions that demand answers and NOT you're typical conservative run around, bluster, and spin. This is the REAL No Spin Zone--now answer the damn question.
BOR: I can't take this any more.
AB: Shut Up--cut his mic.
Al Bundy: Bill, I would like to thank you for joining us today for this interview--you are greatly respected here at Big News Day.
Bill O Reilly: Thank you very much, it's certainly a pleasure.
AB: Okay, lets just get some rather ugly rumours out of the way--you are a lightning rod of sorts and the rumours tend to get a bit nasty.
BOR: I agree.
AB: Bill, are you currently a member of the North American Man Boy Love Association?
BOR: Wait a second now--this is outrageous. I'm not going to sit here and let you...
AB: No. You're going to answer the damn question Bill.
BOR: What the hell kind of outfit is this.
AB: I ask the goddamn questions--you answer the goddamn questions. Again, are you a dues paying member of the North American Man Boy Love Association?
BOR: I've never heard this rumour, where the hell did you get this.
AB: It's a YES or NO question Bill.
BOR: No.
AB: Good. I'm glad we could clear this up for you.
BOR: Well thanks for that.
AB: Your sarcasm is unnecessary.
BOR: Are you always this aggressive in interviews?
AB: Again Bill, I ask the goddamn questions.
BOR: Fine, go ahead.
AB: Thank you. Now, as I stated before you are a lighting rod thus you've been called a lot of names--such as staunch conservative, Right Winger, cranky conservative, things like that. Does this sit well with you? Is this fair?
BOR: I'm proud to be a conservative, besides, names and labels don't hurt me at all.
AB: You've also been called a Right Wing douche, the King of Right Wing Douches, a gerbil molesting closet queer, a snoodler, a cock stuffing man chowder commando, a tool, a Right Wing tool, Bush's tool, Rupert Murdoch's boy toy, a shit eating fucktard, a conservative cum dumpster, media whore, king of media whores, donkey raping king of media whores, megalomaniac, Right Wing cock jocky, troglodyte, George Bush's personal Monica Lewinski, shit face cockmaster--Bill the list could go on for miles. Does any of this bother you?
BOR: I don't know what kind of crap you're trying to pull here but...
AB: Watch your fucking language--think of the children. I bet you don't kiss your gay lover with that mouth, do you?
BOR: I'm out of here.
AB: You're going nowhere. Now sit you're fat ass down and answer the damn questions.
BOR: Fine, let's hurry this up.
AB: You've stated earlier that you are not a current member of NAMBLA--My next question to you is: Do you know somebody in NAMBLA? Are you associated with any members of the North American Man Boy Love Association?
BOR: This is ridiculous.
AB: This is NOT ridiculous. These are legitamite questions that demand answers and NOT you're typical conservative run around, bluster, and spin. This is the REAL No Spin Zone--now answer the damn question.
BOR: I can't take this any more.
AB: Shut Up--cut his mic.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Denial Fiend = Best New Band
Denial Fiend are a new band featuring Kam Lee (Massacre, ex-Death, Shadows with Knives), Curtis Beeson (Nasty Savage, ex-Lowbrow, ex-Fester), Terry Butler (Massacre, ex-Death, Six Feet Under, Shadows with Knives), and Sam Williams (Shadows with Knives, Down by Law, Pseudo Heroes). The music on their debut "They Rise" can be described as "Horror Metal." The music is heavily influenced by death metal, thrash, and horror punk. Lyrically influenced by old school horror films. Not the shitty Nu-horror kiddie films. "They Rise" has a very original sound. A breath of fresh air from all the trendy -core bands. Even though Denial Fiend's influences consists of mainly old school metal and horror punk bands, they are NOT a fucking retro-metal band who tries to sound like they came out in 1985. No modern trends here!
"They Rise" features some of Kam's best vocal performances to date. He sounds evil as fuck and can sound very demonic at times. After a huge absence from the metal scene, he proves that he still has it. Kam is hands down the greatest death metal vocalist alive. Lots of great riffs can be found here. Sam Williams is a riff master and his solos are fucking great. This album is just perfect. Not a single weak song can be found on it. Interesting fact is the track entitled "L.O.D." is a re-worked version of "Legions of Doom" from Death's 1983 "Death By Metal" demo back when they went by the name of Mantas. The very first death metal recording. "They Rise" is the album of 2007 as far as I'm concerned. It wouldn't be a stretch to say that "They Rise" is one of the greatest metal albums of all time.
OVERALL RATING: 10+/10
Saturday, December 29, 2007
I resign from Legions of the Abyss
I feel it's now time to step down from Legions of the Abyss. It's been fun but now it just feels too much like work. I have no bad blood with the other admins. It's just time to move on.
Monday, December 24, 2007
T'was The Night Before Impeachment
T'was 2007 and all through the year
Not a creature was buying this climate of fear
The stockings were hung in a foreclosure scare
In hopes that the Banks would forget we were there!
The soldiers were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of extended tours messed with their heads
And Dick and Lynn Cheney with shotguns in lap
Had just pardoned Scooter for shutting his yap
When down at the White House there arose such a clatter
I sprang out the door to see what was the matter!
Away to the protest I flew like a flash
I marched for a while and got tazed in the clash
Then soon I was arrested – for what I don't know
But the ACLU said that “This just won't go!”
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature Cheney and eight dead reindeer
With his pacemaker pumping, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be St. Dick!
Faster than subpoenas, his minions they came
He waterboarded and tortured and called them by name:
“Now Halliburton! Now Exxon! Now Conoco! Now Shell!
On Blackwater! On Bechtel! – Let's all go to Hell!”
To the top of the West Wing, to the top of The Wall
"Now stash away! Stash away! Stash way All!"
As voters are wondering why their vote doesn't fly
Here comes Karl Rove and he'll tell you why
So up to the White House the CEOs flew
With a sleighful of cash and Dick Cheney too!
And then, in a twinkling I heard on the roof
Was the hemming and hawing of the ultimate Goof (heh heh heh heh)
I raised just one finger and jumped all around
Coz there on the roof Ol "Dubya" came round
He was dressed all in fur that Cheney had killed
He looked rather dapper on the taxpayers' bill
A bundle of cash he had flung on his back
Looked happy as Cheney right before an attack
His eyes — how they twinkled, but his manners were weary
Coz Alberto Gonzales has so much to bury!
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a sneer
Like all of those press conferences he holds so dear
The stump of a crack pipe he held in his teeth
He said: "Laura, I'm sorry! I've relapsed — I'm weak!"
And his friend had a Wide Stance and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed in a toilet so smelly
Dim-witted and dumb a right jolly old elf
And I laughed when I saw him, giving way my own stealth
A wink of his eye and a snap of his finger
Soon gave me to know I shouldn't loiter or linger
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
Put the cash in his stockings, then turned with a jerk
And laying his finger aside of his nose
Thumbs up! And a nod for the coke that he chose
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle
"And away to Iran like a nuclear missile!'
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight:
"Happy Christmas to no one — Impeachment's not right!"
Poem by Al Jourgensen
Not a creature was buying this climate of fear
The stockings were hung in a foreclosure scare
In hopes that the Banks would forget we were there!
The soldiers were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of extended tours messed with their heads
And Dick and Lynn Cheney with shotguns in lap
Had just pardoned Scooter for shutting his yap
When down at the White House there arose such a clatter
I sprang out the door to see what was the matter!
Away to the protest I flew like a flash
I marched for a while and got tazed in the clash
Then soon I was arrested – for what I don't know
But the ACLU said that “This just won't go!”
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature Cheney and eight dead reindeer
With his pacemaker pumping, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be St. Dick!
Faster than subpoenas, his minions they came
He waterboarded and tortured and called them by name:
“Now Halliburton! Now Exxon! Now Conoco! Now Shell!
On Blackwater! On Bechtel! – Let's all go to Hell!”
To the top of the West Wing, to the top of The Wall
"Now stash away! Stash away! Stash way All!"
As voters are wondering why their vote doesn't fly
Here comes Karl Rove and he'll tell you why
So up to the White House the CEOs flew
With a sleighful of cash and Dick Cheney too!
And then, in a twinkling I heard on the roof
Was the hemming and hawing of the ultimate Goof (heh heh heh heh)
I raised just one finger and jumped all around
Coz there on the roof Ol "Dubya" came round
He was dressed all in fur that Cheney had killed
He looked rather dapper on the taxpayers' bill
A bundle of cash he had flung on his back
Looked happy as Cheney right before an attack
His eyes — how they twinkled, but his manners were weary
Coz Alberto Gonzales has so much to bury!
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a sneer
Like all of those press conferences he holds so dear
The stump of a crack pipe he held in his teeth
He said: "Laura, I'm sorry! I've relapsed — I'm weak!"
And his friend had a Wide Stance and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed in a toilet so smelly
Dim-witted and dumb a right jolly old elf
And I laughed when I saw him, giving way my own stealth
A wink of his eye and a snap of his finger
Soon gave me to know I shouldn't loiter or linger
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
Put the cash in his stockings, then turned with a jerk
And laying his finger aside of his nose
Thumbs up! And a nod for the coke that he chose
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle
"And away to Iran like a nuclear missile!'
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight:
"Happy Christmas to no one — Impeachment's not right!"
Poem by Al Jourgensen
Monday, November 12, 2007
Album of 2007 results are now being counted.
ok, the results are now being counted and will be released soon after Legions of the Abyss is revamped.
Friday, November 02, 2007
Sunday, October 14, 2007
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