Ask Ken

Dr. Ken has made a final advice column as he is heading out on a vacation into September. The Dr. is looking forward to your questions upon his return.


www.askkenhawk.blogspot.com

BigSportsDay updated

nFL sEaosn beGIns!!!1a cubs aRe gonna win teh super bowL!!!

Mid Summer Metal Survey

Thought I would throw this out there, just to see what everyone is listening to.

Name:
Favorite band:
Currently listening to:
Favorite release of 2007:
Favorite release of 2008:
Most anticipated release of 2008:
Last CD purchased:
Need to hear more:
Metal goes best with:
Additional beef:

Name: McGovern
Favorite band: Death
Currently listening to: Sybreed
Favorite release of 2007: wasn't picking up as much as I should. Scarve's Undercurrent was a good listen
Favorite release of 2008: Meshuggah's obZen has been solid for my tastes
Most anticipated release of 2008: Sybreed - Antares
Last CD purchased: The Dark Knight soundtrack (though not metal), Hans Zimmer is an amazing composer. His soundtrack to Batman Begins was dark and powerful, and the dynamics within several tracks are oft compared to metal song structure.
Need to hear more: Symbyosis. Crisis is one of the best albums I've ever taken in. Brilliant songwriting and a thoroughly entertaining group that doesn't have the capacity to get their material in fan's hands
Metal goes best with: football
Additional beef:


Name: H EN HAkws
Favorite band: iRon MAiDNE
Currently listening to: DOkKEN "dream warrriors"
Favorite release of 2007: gOo d charloTte
Favorite release of 2008: MANOWAr
Most anticipated release of 2008: CHINEs ed emocracy
Last CD purchased: cH ER
Need to hear more: sax on
Metal goes best with: PRON
Additional beef: I AhtE IT WHEN PeOPEL ar elike stupid and sutff liK aT the music store i jUSt want to rock and they say tuRN iT down anD im LikE yOu Want two inChes of hArd dick in You And They get all offended and shIT and im liKE yeaH thats right ho i own your aSs.


Name: Al Bundy
Favorite band: Death or Massacre (both are tied)
Currently listening to: Vital Remains - Into Cold Darkness
Favorite release of 2007: Denial Fiend's "They Rise" (Blood Freak's "Multiplex Massacre" is not far behind. Both albums are in my top 10 of all time!)
Favorite release of 2008: So far, I say Cardiac Arrest's "Cadaverous Presence"
Most anticipated release of 2008: Hooded Menace's "Fulfill The Curse" without a doubt. There is also Blood Freak's "Scared Stiff" but I have no idea when that's coming out.
Last CD purchased: Lord Gore - Resickened (better late than never!)
Need to hear more: Frightmare! Bringing Back the Bloodshed was my favorite from 06. I wonder how they will follow it up in 09.
Metal goes best with: 70's and 80's Horror/Exploitation films.
Additional beef: Emo/Scene Kids Can FUCK OFF AND DIE!!! In the words of Kam Lee, "Posers Shall Burn in the Pit!" Death to modern trends and false metal!

A Tribute To The Ancient Tyrants of Death Metal

I would like to pay tribute to Massacre of whom will be playing their final show at this year's Wacken Open Air Festival. For me, Massacre are the ideal death metal band. Their record "From Beyond" is beyond any body's criticism. It's perfect. That is how death metal should sound like. Their demos were amazing and the Inhuman Condition EP (if it was made into a full length) couldve been THE greatest album of all time. Their vocalist, Kam "The Tyrant" Lee is the greatest vocalist EVER. Massacre never got the credit they deserved but they are still remembered in the true underground as one of the elite death metal bands.

Chamber of Ages

Inhuman Condition

Provoked Accurser (Live in 2007)

Biohazzard (Live in 1991)

Aggressive Tyrant (Live in 1986)

Clangor of War (Live in 1986)

George Carlin RIP

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

Wally George - The Original Bill O Reilly

Bill O Reilly's biggest influence? Just a thought.

Hula Go-Bot (or When Co-Workers Attack)

If for some reason you decide to bring your toys to work with you, you may need to hide them when you are going to be out for the day. One of my co-workers left his go-bot on his desk. It was in the form of a jet plane. Another co-worker decided to have a little fun. Here are the results. This was done entirely with sticky notes (and maybe a little tape.)

Remember that if your are a grown man, it is probably best to leave your go-bots.

HISTORY!

There really is not much to say about this historic event. Finally, our great nation has lived up to its promise of equality. Finally, someone other than the typical rulers of this country has a shot at becoming our president. It sure is no accident that the Democratic Party is responsible for this exciting occasion. On to the general election, YES WE CAN...

Democratic Party Nominee - Senator Barack Obama (D-IL)

PROUD TO BE FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS!

Liz Trotta is a hateful BITCH ! ! !

Scotty Speaks

Last Days of Humanity meets Ernie and Bert

Last Days of Humanity are a pretty good band and this video is funny as fuck!

Classic Punk Rock - The Ramones

Part 1

Part 2

Double Talk Express

I thought he was against swearing?

New addition to the BND family

As I discussed last summer, my 14 year old dog sploodge passed away. This past weekend, we decided to give LittleNewsDay a dog for his birthday. So meet our dog Astro.

Now, the real challenge is to keep him away from riotact666.

For your listening pleasure

Today, I finally found the greatest web site ever made. Make sure you turn your speakers up as loud as you can.




Oh, don't tell me to grow up.

RiotAct666 revealed

found this on Blabbermouth.

Where's BND?

Where's BND? Theories are now circling:

- Drunk, passed out in ditch
- White Castle bender, passed out in ditch
- Jail (he was that guy who tried to cash a $360 billion check last week)
- Held captive in the basement of a Supercuts
- Tracking Sarah Connor
- I heard Krokus might be on the road again, he's not around, so I figure he's one of the band members. He's always talking about how badass Krokus was.
- Wrestling in ECW
- Finalizing that hip-hop album
- Inventing hamburger cereal

Ask Ken blog back up!

Thought I would inform you guys the Ask Ken column is back up and full of energy.
By the way, thanks to you all who checked out the St Baldrick's foundation and the cancer fundraiser. This is a great cause and if you're interested in donating, there's info in the dzogchen blog and I have a picture of the chrome dome up in the dzogchen gallery.
You guys have a good weekend.

The fucked up world we live in

I know I joked the other day about the polygamy raid that has taken place down here in Tejas, but seriously, this is truly a fucked up situation. Girls are being bred with the sole purpose of being enslaved by assholes who care nothing about anything but their own libido. I'm glad that this raid has taken place, but I'm sure there are many more of these assholes out there. These assholes need to be brought down, and brought down in the harsh way. Everyone that reads my blog knows how I feel about pedophile dickheads, and know that I am an original member of Absolute Zero. Anyone who feels that taking advantage of an underage child is OK deserves to have the shit beat the fuck out of them in the harshest of ways. I just hope that the heroic 16 year old girl who reported this child abuse camp in west Texas is found safe.