Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some
fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the
men's room, where they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the
entrance who says, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check
out our newest feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say
something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned,
for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to
live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps
up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three" and he suddenly
finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
three" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund
his next Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W.
Bush looks into the mirror and says, "I think...," and is promptly
sucked into the mirror.