Friday, October 13, 2006

BND's Top Stories - Friday the 13th Edition

Ney pleads guilty - Another Republican crook. Go figure!

U.S. forces 'killed UK reporter' - Who's training our army men?

Damn that marijuana - I have some ideas on how to solve this problem. Just give me about a thousand of my closest friends and a bong.

New port Security Law signed - in order to assist with port security, it is now illegal to gamble online. (?)

Radioactive Snails - holy shit! RUN!!! oh, their snails. STROLL!!!

Ohio, the new Florida - Combs don't kill people, people kill people?

BND's International Word of the Day:

Nakhur - Iranian word describing a camel that refuses to give milk until her nostrils are tickled.

OK, the world has officially gone insane.


BlackLabelAxe said...

The marijuana article is completely absurd.

"The soldiers downwind suffered ill effects..."

Gotta love victimless crimes!

BigNewsDay said...

Yeah, I don't the "ill" was the proper choice to describe the suffered effects of the soldiers.

B.L. Sabob: now "completely heterosexual" said...

Repuslickans just can't handle their alcohol. Booze made Ney into a criminal, Foley into a pedophile, Bush into a Jeezo-groveler and probably made Cheney shoot his buddy in the face.

Fucking lightweights

china joe said...

these articles are priceless. pass the duchie...

greencommunist said...

i was just about to post up that marijuana forest link ... great shit!

weed > all

Anonymous said...

I'm glad Ney is out of there. I grew up in his district and lived there until I went to college. He's a worthless piece of shit and it's about time he's gone.