Friday, October 13, 2006

BND's Top Stories - Friday the 13th Edition

Ney pleads guilty - Another Republican crook. Go figure!

U.S. forces 'killed UK reporter' - Who's training our army men?

Damn that marijuana - I have some ideas on how to solve this problem. Just give me about a thousand of my closest friends and a bong.

New port Security Law signed - in order to assist with port security, it is now illegal to gamble online. (?)

Radioactive Snails - holy shit! RUN!!! oh, their snails. STROLL!!!

Ohio, the new Florida - Combs don't kill people, people kill people?

BND's International Word of the Day:

Nakhur - Iranian word describing a camel that refuses to give milk until her nostrils are tickled.



OK, the world has officially gone insane.

6 comments:

BlackLabelAxe said...

The marijuana article is completely absurd.

"The soldiers downwind suffered ill effects..."

Gotta love victimless crimes!

BigNewsDay said...

Yeah, I don't the "ill" was the proper choice to describe the suffered effects of the soldiers.

B.L. Sabob: now "completely heterosexual" said...

Repuslickans just can't handle their alcohol. Booze made Ney into a criminal, Foley into a pedophile, Bush into a Jeezo-groveler and probably made Cheney shoot his buddy in the face.

Fucking lightweights

china joe said...

these articles are priceless. pass the duchie...

greencommunist said...

i was just about to post up that marijuana forest link ... great shit!

weed > all

Anonymous said...

I'm glad Ney is out of there. I grew up in his district and lived there until I went to college. He's a worthless piece of shit and it's about time he's gone.