Today's Top Stories

10. Kan. School Board OKs Evolution Language Morons!
9. Church: Anti-war sermon imperils tax status
8. Libby's lurid book in demand - What a sick fucker
7. CIA asks Justice Dept. to review prisons report
6. Proposition 2 passing easily in early returns - Great! a law banning something that is already illegal. How homophobic can you get?
5. White House keeps dossiers on more than 10,000 'political enemies'
4. KFC to have bird flu commercials on the ready
3. Keeping It Real The left fears him. The right loves him. Why both sides don't quite get Samuel Alito.
2. Garage doors work after mystery signal vanishes

...And the most important story brought to us by The Onion

1. Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse \m/