What is the deal with Republicans and Religious Conservatives and their tastes for young meat?
The Catholic church fired a photographer who released a picture of Scalia making the "vaffenculo" gesture on the front steps of a church he just exited, but for years kept known kiddie rapers on the payroll, merely sending them to a different Diocese when one of their Friar Fucks got busted.
But ignore the fact that Catholocism is a conservative ideology. When priests around the nation get caught diddling the alter boys, just blame liberals, like Little Ricky Santorum did.
Brian J. Doyle, Deputy Press Secretary for U.S. Department of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to pick up a 12 year old girl on the internet.
I'm sure this is the first time he's ever attempted this. Its just pure dumb luck that he got busted on his very first time on the prowl. No child has ever been harmed by this fine upstanding man. He just had a moment of weakness. Maybe Denny Hastert would call it a "youthful indiscretion." He's learned his lesson. Let the poor man be.
Frank Figueroa, used to run Operation Predator, the Department of Homeland Security's program to bust child sex criminals. Frankie pleaded no contest to the charge that he "pulled up a leg of his shorts, exposed himself and masturbated for about 10 minutes" in front of a 16 year old girl in a shopping mall. Guess he was just getting some practical experience for his job.
NBC's Dateline program had a hidden camera expose of child predators recently and they nabbed another DHS officer, Michael Burks: Various men ranging in age from 19 to the mid-60s had conducted sexually explicit on-line conversations with what they believed to be boys or girls 12 or 13 years of age. They agreed to a rendezvous at a house in Southern California, where a Dateline correspondent and camera crew awaited them – as well as a contingent from the Sheriff's Department. Mikey was one of them.
Here's what he said on tape: "My father was a police officer. I was a police officer. I work for the Department of Homeland Security. I understand you guys have a job to do and I’m not trying to tell anything else other than that. I swear to God, as God as my witness, I’m wearing a St. Michael’s medal right now, okay? I was not going to do anything with her."
Those are just the most recent examples. These two links have lists of accused and convicted Rethuglican pedophiles. There's some overlap, but a good number of unique entries.
Grand Old Pedophiles
Grand Old Perverts
What's one of the fastest growing destinations on the planet for men seeking sex with children?
Atlanta, the buckle of the U.S. Bible Belt.
But hey reich-wingers, if kiddies aren't your thing, you can always anally rape your wife repeatedly and still get a prominent appointment from Bush.
But when all else fails, and you have to face a judge and jury, you can always use the insanity defense.