Sunday, April 09, 2006

Grand Old Police Blotter

What is the deal with Republicans and Religious Conservatives and their tastes for young meat?

The Catholic church fired a photographer who released a picture of Scalia making the "vaffenculo" gesture on the front steps of a church he just exited, but for years kept known kiddie rapers on the payroll, merely sending them to a different Diocese when one of their Friar Fucks got busted.

But ignore the fact that Catholocism is a conservative ideology. When priests around the nation get caught diddling the alter boys, just blame liberals, like Little Ricky Santorum did.

Brian J. Doyle, Deputy Press Secretary for U.S. Department of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to pick up a 12 year old girl on the internet.
I'm sure this is the first time he's ever attempted this. Its just pure dumb luck that he got busted on his very first time on the prowl. No child has ever been harmed by this fine upstanding man. He just had a moment of weakness. Maybe Denny Hastert would call it a "youthful indiscretion." He's learned his lesson. Let the poor man be.

Frank Figueroa, used to run Operation Predator, the Department of Homeland Security's program to bust child sex criminals. Frankie pleaded no contest to the charge that he "pulled up a leg of his shorts, exposed himself and masturbated for about 10 minutes" in front of a 16 year old girl in a shopping mall. Guess he was just getting some practical experience for his job.

NBC's Dateline program had a hidden camera expose of child predators recently and they nabbed another DHS officer, Michael Burks: Various men ranging in age from 19 to the mid-60s had conducted sexually explicit on-line conversations with what they believed to be boys or girls 12 or 13 years of age. They agreed to a rendezvous at a house in Southern California, where a Dateline correspondent and camera crew awaited them – as well as a contingent from the Sheriff's Department. Mikey was one of them.

Here's what he said on tape: "My father was a police officer. I was a police officer. I work for the Department of Homeland Security. I understand you guys have a job to do and I’m not trying to tell anything else other than that. I swear to God, as God as my witness, I’m wearing a St. Michael’s medal right now, okay? I was not going to do anything with her."

Those are just the most recent examples. These two links have lists of accused and convicted Rethuglican pedophiles. There's some overlap, but a good number of unique entries.
Grand Old Pedophiles
Grand Old Perverts

What's one of the fastest growing destinations on the planet for men seeking sex with children?
Atlanta, the buckle of the U.S. Bible Belt.

But hey reich-wingers, if kiddies aren't your thing, you can always anally rape your wife repeatedly and still get a prominent appointment from Bush.

But when all else fails, and you have to face a judge and jury, you can always use the insanity defense.


Anonymous said...

No facts

Just hate for canservatives

BigNewsDay said...

Uh, there are pleny of facts in the post.

"Brian J. Doyle, Deputy Press Secretary for U.S. Department of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to pick up a 12 year old girl on the internet."

Is this a false statement? From what I've heard, Mr. Doyle WAS arrested for these charges. Many other statements in this post are FACTS as well. Just because they don't support your agenda, doesn't mean they are not facts.


BigNewsDay said...

And I don't hate conservatives or condone the hatred of conservatives, but I don't care much for child molesters.

Anonymous said...

What is the deal with Democrats and Liberals and their love of prostitution and murder.

Kelvin Ellis, Democratic Committeemen from East St. Louis, Illinois is looking at time. Therefore, Kelvin will not be running prostitutes from City Hall any longer. Ellis, 55, who once served a prison term after abusing a city post, was the director of regulatory affairs, which put him in charge of housing inspections. He also was a precinct committeeman with close ties to the community's Democratic Party leaders. The indictments in January 2005 accused Ellis of trying to have an unidentified witness killed. Court documents say he is a target of an ongoing vote fraud inquiry. He also was accused in a separate indictment of income tax evasion. The East St. Louis director of regulatory affairs, conspired to discredit, then murder, a federal witness because she had threatened to expose a prostitution ring Ellis was running out of City Hall.

BigNewsDay said...

OK, I think we've decided time and time again that there are assholes on both sides of the spectrum. This post, however, is discussing the issue of several people from the same government agency being arrested on pedophilia related charges.

Please stay on topic.

Goremaster said...

What's one of the fastest growing destinations on the planet for men seeking sex with children?
Atlanta, the buckle of the U.S. Bible Belt.
aw great, more guilt from being from atlanta.

Goremaster said...

these perverts make me sick.

B.L. Sabob: now "completely heterosexual" said...

Good job Anonypus

you found one minor league "committeeman" to match the dozens of convicted pedophiles listed in my links.

I'm so proud of you. Gold star for the day.

As for hatred, I have no shame in admitting it. In fact I am proud to say that I loathe modern day conservatives and would like nothing better than to see them all die of slow acting, painful illnesses brought on by their own activities.

Democrats are often annoying and pathetic. Rethuglicans are often dangerous messianic sociopaths.

B.L. Sabob: now "completely heterosexual" said...

Actually, not all conservatives and religous people are loathesome.

Andrew Sullivan, who is both a conservative and a Catholic is also both intelleigent and honest.

Check this out:

BigNewsDay said...

I know many Conservative Christians that I have the utmost respect for. My wife for one, but we do have some interesting conversations. I also work for a VERY Conservative company, and 95% of my co-workers would be considered very conservative. We may disagree on many issues, but for the most part, they are good people.