Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Ask Ken Hawk and Big SportsDay

Dr. Hawk is back at the desk, taking your calls and probably still trying to fax his weiner. This week's submissions include a gentleman interested in a solution to his smoking habit, another who's fed up with those lame bumper stickers on cars, and a woman considering whether to blow the whistle on some ineffecient co-workers. Book you appointment today!
In other news, Coach Hawk is continuing his roll with the Friday NFL Huddles on BigSportsDay. Seriously, get your ass in gear and make a comment or the lesbian pictures are coming out.

Ask Ken Hawk

Big Sports Day

18 comments:

BigNewsDay said...

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Not the lesbian pictures.

ken hawk said...

If thats what I gotta do, so be it. If nothing happens after that, theres something very wrong with my blogging style.

BigNewsDay said...

Will you at least leave the pictures of the catholic school girl with the farm animals?

ken hawk said...

Hell I'm willing to try anything, if I just post an image of a chick with a duck and my picks for the week it might come to that.

BigNewsDay said...

Or just post a picture of you being kicked into a urinal.

ken hawk said...

i DoNT CARe what anYOne says that fuckin ghURts and ITs real Umprofsssional. is that waht they do in theis country? guy has hiS pants around his ankles standing at a urinal so you kicK his ass into IT?!?!?
ONe time this chick comes iN and yells HIYA a nd puTs heR foot into the stall door an d it opened this time anD OMg i WAs leaninG ofrwarD so it swund open and cracke dme in the face and i saiD close the odoor dammitt and theyre all alughing and this chick kicks the door when it swinGs around again an d im sitting there tryIng to take accarp and THis door hits me in The face oh god so right i quit that plAce.

BigNewsDay said...

Yes that! Do you have a picture of that?

ken hawk said...

OmG totaLly it was ijn teh office newslett Er.
"New a-hole in filing, stop by and kick the shit out of his stall door".

ken hawk said...

Alright BND think I got something for BigSportsDay. While I have tried to shorten the analysis of the NFL games I think theres still a need to cut down the clutter and get to the chase, while still preserving the Ken Hawk jokes.
Tomorrow's Friday Huddle will be posted as scheduled, and next week's Thursday Huddle will feature a new format.

BigNewsDay said...

Cool, I'm anxiously anticipating your new format. Does this mean the lesbian pictures are coming back?

ken hawk said...

Yeah what the hell, cheerleader lesbians. It works.

Lefty Metalhead said...

I don't think you need a new format dude. I would suggest you break up every game with bullet points so it's easier to read. Other than that, everything is good. Keep up the kickass work!

ken hawk said...

Dude I cant believe you called that, because that was the was I was going. I'm thinking of making it something like "Ken HAWk's Friday Huddle Quick Points". So basically, I will make my remarks about the games in bulleted form, and that will allow me to sneak in Ken Hawk insight like "i Fuckin g hate iT when pEOple kcik the stall door whilE i'm Trying to go to teh bathroom".
Thats pretty much what I was shooting for, condensing my important points into bullets, some Ken Hawk fun, some picks, some cheerleaders, boom you got the Ken Hawk quick points.

ken hawk said...

"that was the was I was"

that was the WAY I was

ken hawk said...

THATS THE WAY I WAS GOING.

Dammitt.

BigNewsDay said...

Damn, you are slowly turning in to Ken HwAk

ken hawk said...

I know.... I started getting some baaaad ideas walking by this fax machine at work today....

Anyway, Ken Hawk Quick Hits Blitz next week. Short. Bulleted. Funny. Insightful. Chewy. Brilliant. Lesbos. Cheerleaders. We got it all.

Lefty Metalhead said...

Great minds think alike! I'm thinking of including my weekly picks. No elaboration at all...just the picks and see how good I am at predicting!