Wednesday, February 22, 2006

This weeks Official Ask Ken Hawk Repository

Need Advise? Having problems with a relationship? Trouble at work? Need to know which curtains are best to wipe your genitals on?

Ask Ken Hawk!

Enter your questions in the comment section of this post and then go to Ask Ken Hawk to see if your question is worth answering from the one and only KeN hAwK!

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

TITS


KeN HawK is GOD

galactic cowboy said...

Hey Hawk, long time reader, first time to ask a question. I fucked a $10 whore and now my balls itch real bad. What the fuck do I do?
Thanks,GC

Anonymous said...

Hey Ken Hawk
big fan of this infamous post
"will smith grab a spoon and some milk and eat my butt for breaksdfast you uppity bitch"

so if bori e mails you and says you can be a member of blabbermouth again, will you make your big return to blabbermouth?

Anonymous said...

Hawk,
what were your parents like? They, must have been pretty fucked up, I think.

Anonymous said...

Hawk,
Why are we here? Is there a God? Is there more to life than THIS?
thanks

Anonymous said...

Hawk,
who are your favourite bands?
love,
mr. cockgobbler

BigNewsDay said...

"Why are we here?"

I can answer that one!

We are here because the BigNewsDay blog fucking rules!

Anonymous said...

Ken Hawk is the man! Hope you come back to blabbermouth.

ken hawk said...

DANNM iS EE THERE ARE MASNY PEOPEL iN NeED OF advcie. hEAD to the ask kena hWk foRum and we'lL Figurer it out.

Anonymous said...

Hawk has to release an album. It would go platinum.

BigNewsDay said...

I agree!

ken hawk said...

i HTink WEsley WiLlIS already nabbeD alll Of ThE fGood IdEas3. i wROte eat thAT AnteloPe shit likE15 eyars AGo. shoulDve got the copywrtight!!1!

BigNewsDay said...

If Wesley Willis was still alive, he would write a song about kEn haWk.

Anonymous said...

Dear Hawk,
Have you ever seen any bands live? If you have, tell us about it.

ken hawk said...

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Anonymous said...

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to
look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's
made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind."
What do these words mean? It's a mystery and
that's why so is mankind.

BigNewsDay said...

Shouldn't you give credit to Jack Handy for that? Good Quote though!

Al Bundy said...

ken hawk is back at blabbermouth

ken hawk said...

no Im NOT. sTIll locked oUT. taHTs soMEonE eLSe.

ken hawk said...

SpEREad the worD KEN HAWK Is banneneD FROm ABlLlaLbEERmORUTH

ken hawk said...

iDOnt care.... jsut DoNT wNaT THE WRoNG inFormaTion to GEt sENT oUT

al bundy said...

will do

Anonymous said...

Hey Ken, how old are you really? You've mentioned your age several times and each time it is different.

Anyway, my main question is this: My friend keeps hitting on underage girls when we go to concerts and it's getting really embarrasing. What should I do?

S.O.B.

Anonymous said...

Is Trivium emo?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Is Trivium emo?

i can answer that

YES

Robins said...

I think i'm gay, i'm not sure, i'm feeling attracted for my male friend, am i gay? should i tell it to him??

BigNewsDay said...

Dude,

you need to try Hetracil!

Al Bundy said...

hey ken hawk
what are your top 10 favorite albums?

slappy squirrel's vagina said...

Dear Hawk,
I saw an advertisement over BigNewsDay's blog. It said that it could help you break old habits such as smoking, over-eating and procrastinating. Do you procrastinate?

Anonymous said...

hey...what do you think of the following band, man?.........






MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ken hawk said...

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kEn Hak

www.askkenhawk.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

That's an advice columm , why are u idiots asking questions about ken hwak itself?

Anonymous said...

That's an advice columm , why are u idiots asking questions about ken hwak itself?

ken hawk said...

hEY BIGNEWSDAY
HWATS going on. have YOu SenT thE resuLTs OF THE poll To BORI?>

KEnJAWk

BigNewsDay said...

nFot ywet! i dweill tryj two sevnfd tethat tokday. ivfe beeeeeeeeeen ooiuyt ov tounne.

ken hawk said...

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