Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Blabber Basher's Acceptance Speech

First off, I will congratulate Blabber Basher for winning my silly little poll. Secondly, I am still assuming that Mr. Basher did something under-handedly to winn this poll. I say this for two reasons:

1. The amount of votes the he received in a very short period of time
2. Many of the Blabbermouth regulars commented asking who the hell blabber basher

Blabber Basher is about as much of a legend as Dick Cheney is a legendary marksman. Whatever, these polls are all done in fun, and mean very little. Enjoy your cake!

P.S. : Thanks for the homosexual references. That's a great way to get people to take you seriously!


* BLABBER BASHER'S OFFICIAL STATEMENT *

In the first poll which my name was not listed and so i hadno equal chances to win it was proven that T-Boner did some kindof cheating calling the visitors of his site to vote for him, even proven BigNewsDay said nothing about it and gladly accepted the results.In the second poll which my name was actually listed and so i hadequal chances to win, BigNewsDay without any proof started speculating that i was cheatingonce he noticed that i would win and T-Boner would lose.

BigNewsDay also created the poll "Is Blabber Basher cheating?" and once he noticed that most people was voting "No" he CHEATED the poll by changing the only two options to "Yes".

Having said that, that was a totally unprofessional behavior and proves that BigNewsDay is(or want to be) the boyfriend of T-Boner.But i'm sure the people who have not voted on me will not be fooled by the desperate attempts of BigNewsDay that is clearly acting in the name of his love by T-Boner to make me look like a cheater and not a legend.

BigNewsDay i will forgive you, because once i really loved a girl and i understand you, i also would do anything for her.

For the 139 people who voted on me, thank you very much, i'm happy to be recognized as the most legendary poster according to the Blabbermouth.net community.

* END OF OFFICIAL STATEMENT *

33 comments:

galactic cowboy said...

"Having said that, that was a totally unprofessional behavior and proves that BigNewsDay is(or want to be) the boyfriend of T-Boner."

I'm not sure that he should have won that poll, but the fucker does have personality and that speech cracks me up. Congrats Blabber Basher.

Anonymous said...

BlabberBasher for president!!

Anonymous said...

fuck blabber basher's bitch ass

Anonymous said...

i say ban that asshole for spamming blabbermouth with off topic shit im surprised hes NOT banned yet


t boner and blabber basher can go take turns taking a shit on eatch other

Tasty Cumguzzler said...

Whoever that 'anonymous' dude is, he sure posts a lot here. He has many different opinions too. He's a fucking walking contradiction. Cunt.

anonymous said...

Fuck you Tasty Cumguzzler, you fag. At least my opinions mean something.

tasty cumguzzler said...

You're a fag. Go suck a lemon.

anonymous said...

'Go suck a lemon', that's all you could think of? Fuck off and die. You truly are worthless.

Anonymous said...

tasty cumguzzler grab a spoon and some milk and eat my butt for breakfast you dumb bitch

Anonymous said...

oh yeah you can choose anoymous as an idententy on this site

tasty cumguzzler said...

Look shithead, I don't know who you are, but I know you are a virgin with no life. It must suck yo live in your mom's basement, huh? Loser.

Anonymous said...

you can choose anoymous as an identity you dumb fucking cocksucker
fuck you

BigNewsDay said...

STOP IT!!!!!!

tasty cumguzzler said...

Yo Anonymous,
YOU my friend is the 'fucking cocksucker'. Pissy emo fuck. Go listen to your Simple Plan CD, jerk yourself off, and cry yourself to sleep like you always do.

galactic cowboy said...

Um... is that the real Ken Hawk in the GNR thread on BBM?

Anonymous said...

your the cocksucker here you little bitch and i aint a little emo fag. go listen to your linkin park and slit your writ at hot topic you faggot. you have an ever burning pashion for the cock dont you nasty cum licker

tasty cumguzzler said...

OOOOOOOOOH......

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Hey Anonymous, haha, you're such a fag it's hilarious. How does it feel to be a lickle faggot? Awwwwwww, don't cry. hahahahah

BigNewsDay said...

Alright you two, GET A ROOM!

Anonymous said...

Ken Hawk needs to be back on blabbermouth!


Ken Hawk for president in 2008!

wrath59 said...

the real ken hawk is not on blabbermouth. theres a "ken hawk" and a "ken hawk is god" but no, the ken hawk account is still locked out. how do i know?

beATS hteh hEll oUT OF ME =lo)OmG

ken hawk said...

ehehehe yeah b y tEH way www.myspace.com/tongueinass hasd been UpDatED. bignEwsday yoyu rae cooOol thanks for teh supPORT

BigNewsDay said...

Mr. HawK Sir,

I would like for you to become a contributing member of the BiGnEwsdAY bLOg. I Think a weekly kEn HaWk article would be a wonderfil addition to my blog. Please let me know if this is something you would be willing to do.

ken hawk said...

wEllE lets tALkm businEss. hwAT aRe You loOkiNG for? A weeklY sTORY SOR OPINSION? an aDVicE colUmn? iM defienTRLY intErested so GERt baCK to me. oNe time I killeD a gopheR with A asTiCK.

KEm ahwlklLjd0omg

BigNewsDay said...

Hey, a weekly advise column sounds quite interesting.

Ask Kne HaWk!

That would rule. Send me an e-mail, and I'll send you an invitation to become a member of the blog. You could even create your polls.

Anonymous said...

BigNewsDay I though of a new poll you can start next. It's called which blabbermouth user has the best catch phrase.


There is molotov with:
MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Galactic cowboy with:
Galactic cowboys never age.

T-boner with his:
M.H.R. catch phrase

hurricane hugo with:
blessed be.

Kirk_hamlet with:
MOTORHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigNewsDay said...

Great poll idea! Give me a few hours, and I'll have it up. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

OK sounds good.

Anonymous said...

Or if you want to call it who has the dumbest catch phrase that would probably be a better title don't ya think!

galactic cowboy said...

Ask Kne HaWk?! Fuckin' great!!! Oh my God, that will be a riot. I can't WAIT for that shit. Will we ask questions by just posting them as comments?

ken hawk said...

Ask ken AHWk AdvICE ColUmn. thaTs Nto BAd. YeAh i thiNk I CouLD do It on A WeeekelY abassist to start asnd then we'll seee how tit GOes fRom there. i Shosuld get Going, this cAT Fud I had for lunch is GOign to tear my ass all the way up TO my Skul!1111

KeN AHWJKl

BigNewsDay said...

That would be the funniest shit ever! Come up with a format and give my your e-mail address, and we'll make this a reality.

ken hawk said...

by the way somE onE stOle thiS from me:

tasty cumguzzler grab a spoon and some milk and eat my butt for breakfast you dumb bitch

I TOld WilL smITH To DO ThAT on THE WickED WSIDom post a mOnth aGo.

ken hawk said...

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=47104

bUttTHole.