Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Iran's Hizbollah says ready to attack US, Israel

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran's Hizbollah, which claims links to the Lebanese group of the same name, said on Tuesday it stood ready to attack Israeli and U.S. interests worldwide.

"We have 2,000 volunteers who have registered since last year," said Iranian Hizbollah's spokesman Mojtaba Bigdeli, speaking by telephone from the central seminary city of Qom.


OK, This is getting a bit old. Screw Iran and screw Hezbollah. I still say that Iran has a plan in place to try to come out of this whole mess looking like the good guys (see earlier story), by getting the Hezbolla asshats to stand down on command, But I hope the world community isn't dumb enough to fall for that. I know us Americans aren't


BlackLabelAxe said...

Nope, I'm not fooled. Iran is pushing for a Holy War that would be so far-reaching that a "WWIII" Title would seem childish. They don't want peace, which is why options like a 2-state solution are not even acceptable to them.

I really hope that cooler heads prevail, and these extremist assholes all die in a rocket attack. We may come to the junction where religeous zealots leave us with no choice but us vs. them. If that's what they want, then prepare for middle eastern Islam to face an extremely promt extinction.

One has to always hope for peace, but when the enemy brings war upon you, you're left with no choice to but to fight or die.

I hope Hizbollah signs up the exact number of derranged assholes who think that Christians and Jews alike deserve to die just for following a faith. At that point, I see nothing wrong with killing them all, then laying them in mass graves with pig intestines at high noon on the next day.

Hopefully Allah has a sense of humor, otherwise you'll get to hang out with our buddy Ken Lay!

Bushwack said...

I'm really begining to like the way Blacklabel thinks.
Time to arm and prepare for Islamic militants on our shores, Splodey's at the 7-11 will be a bad thing but nothing more than a propaganda tool, Not a military one at all, And the American resolve will truly be tested.

BlackLabelAxe said...

BW, I'm not even a tiny bit worried about them piling up on our shores. Islamo-fascists operating here in the US has been a tool for generating fear, votes, and profit here in the US, and it's costing us a hell of a lot more money than it's doing us good.

If they want to pile in boats and head over, our friendly US Navy personnel will greet them and escort them into port.

By "into port", I mean "to their deaths".

Fortunately, we've got a base in Iraq to mount our counter-offensive if that's what it comes to. Either way, the Braves have rallied like crazy, and might even make the playoffs again. Football season is coming up also, so we'll have loads of entertainment in the next few months.

BigNewsDay said...

The Rangers have dropped to third place damnit!

I may need to revive the BigSportsDay blog. If anyone is interested in contributing to the sports blog, let me know. If there is enough interest, I'll bring back from the dead.

ken hawk said...


id toTOlallY be up for that, bUT i haVE tO staY in cHaraCTER

KEn h4AWk

B.L. Sabob: now "completely heterosexual" said...

this is what happens when you allow religous fanatics to control anything

BigNewsDay said...

I hear you blsabob. What if we tell Fred Phelps that all of the members of Hezbollah are gay and then give him and his entire congregation free tickets to Lebenon. Hey, this would make a great reality show.

jarhead john said...

Now that's funny; I don't care who you are!

Anonymous said...

Israel is no more sane than Iran. They are also religious zealots seeking genocide. Ironic? It sure is.

And it seems no one has even tried to figure out why they took that Israeli soldier hostage ... well, it turns out it was because days before Israel opened fire on women and children in the streets.

Fuck Israel.

greencommunist said...

seriously, how different is Iran than Israel or our beloved USA?

now, the whole making women dress in beekeeper suits is what comes to mind first, but put that aside, that's just a biproduct of the religion.

i am talking political foreign policy. they want the bomb so they can make other countries listen to them. well, who did that first?

Jews, Xtians, Muslims ... to me ... different shit, same pile. sorry if this offends you, but to quote Gov. Jesse Ventura "Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers."

we would not be "the great satan" as they call us, if we hadn't been pushing guns and jesus on them for how fucking long. they have every right to fucking hate us. hell, i fucking hate us. we do not live in a democracy, we live in a theocracy. this recent bullshit veto by Bush on the stem cell research is prime example of that. 75% of the population supported it, he killed it based on religious belief. hence, he is the fucking taliban.