noT rEallY i Just drank a wholE bucket oF waffle BattEr CuAe i Dont knOW how To use teh waffdfle makere and i Ran arouND a biTT watching to\m and jErry And i threw upKEn kHAw
Hell dude, it’s the holidays. As far as I'm concerned, you just got your seasonal allowance of egg nog. You should have chased that shit down with a few cups of rum. That would have made you feel better. Did you at least save for vomit for next year's Christmas parties? Just be sure to double bag it in Zip-Locks to avoid freezer burn. When the time comes, allow it to partially thaw so it’s malleable and use it to create a festive holiday ice sculpture. I saw that on an episode of Martha Stewart. That bitch can do amazing things with regurgitated food.
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