Thursday, August 03, 2006

Public Service Announcement



Guys, don't forget to check your nuts for lumps. "Hey kids feel your balls, so you don't get cancer".

I somehow ran into this image earlier today. It had me laughing my nuts off!

24 comments:

BigNewsDay said...

Hold on, I'm checking now. Is there a maximum time limit as to how long I can check before I'm considered a perv?

Lefty Metalhead said...

No time limit dude. But if you start a squirtin', you went too far!

BigNewsDay said...

then maybe I should wait till I get home from work.

Lefty Metalhead said...

Good idea!

By the way dude, how's work going for you today? I'm 'bout to start sippin' on a mango 'rita in a few minutes. Thanks again for the recipe.

BigNewsDay said...

Damn, I'm only about half way through my work day. We've had network problems in the area, so I've been pretty damn busy. So the recipe is working for you? cool.

Lefty Metalhead said...

They sure work for me. I'm just chilling at home myself. I don't work today, so I'm just bumming around. I'll probably head for the gym in a short while. Gotta burn off those 'ritas calories.

BigNewsDay said...

drunkin weight lifting eh! Be careful.

ken hawk said...

Ok queStion. i twisteD miNE around like a bunch of timeS to see hoW far theyd go, 7and one tIme they didnt untwist. anyonE sle have that probleM? fuckinG hURts.

i usuallY stArt drinkiNG at work aorunD 9 AM. its 1 o clock somewherE in The world, riGht?

BigNewsDay said...

It's only a problem if you got lumps, Ken. Didn't you read the article? They'll untwist eventually.

I though the saying was "it's 8:00 somewhere." If not, I was about six hours early.

ken hawk said...

oK im sorRY. it s jsuts been 4 years and it really hruts to pEe.

that mIGht be the sayinG, im kin d of an idiot. my family was so poor all i ahd to eat as a kid was second hand smoke and mustard.

BigNewsDay said...

4 years? They didn't say anything about that when you had your penis surgically removed from the bicycle spokes?

china joe said...

i always thought the saying is "its 5 o'clock somewhere."

ken hawk said...

uh wELl no. i never had it remoVed. i jusT cut some spokEs off weith wire cutteRs so at least im noT carryiNg that bike arouND with me eveRywheRe, but yeah my lunch was prettY mangled.

BigNewsDay said...

Now, 5:00 is a little early start drinkin' CJ.

BigNewsDay said...

Hey Ken,
Maybe you can look up Lefty or CJ, and they can help you untangle &unmangle your stuff.

Goremaster said...

hahhahaaahahahahahhahahahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

BigNewsDay said...

Are you alright Mr. Bundy? it looks like you started choking on something there.

Goremaster said...

no? this just came to me. you know who i shouldve put on the thrash metal poll, exhorder. very underrated band. i wish that pollhost can let people have more then 20 options in their polls.

greencommunist said...

lol



gonads....


now that is a great word

Savage Animal said...

You don't have to worry about me. I feel my balls every hour and a half.

BigNewsDay said...

Oh yea, the ball cancer thing. I totally forgot why I had my hand in my drawers.

Savage Animal said...

Yeah, same thing with me. I start off checking for cancer, and I end up......................well, doing something different.......

BigNewsDay said...

Oh yea, cancer. Damn it's hard to concentrate.

Savage Animal said...

Yeah, it's easy to lose track of things. Next thing you know, you're imagining you're fucking Cameron Diaz, or whoever you want.