Thursday, September 14, 2006

Fun With Frist

Soon to be ex-Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist has a PAC set up called VOLPAC. They are lobbying for the confirmation of Recess-appointed Ambassador John Bolton. They have set up a website with a form you can use to send to all of your friends, imploring them to call their Senator's on Bolton's behalf. The text of the form letter is as follows:

Nearly five years after 9/11, we are well into an epic, generational struggle. A struggle that pits freedom against tyranny ... hope against fear ... democracy against Islamic radicalism. The men and women of our Armed Forces are fighting with heroic resolve ... and they deserve to be supported in their mission by diplomats willing to call evil by its name, able to rally our friends and allies behind the global expansion of freedom and democracy, and unafraid to passionately pursue reform of our dysfunctional international institutions.

That's why we need John Bolton's leadership at the United Nations. Unfortunately, his recess appointment expires in January of 2007 ... so we must act now to confirm him permanently.

This month Senate Republicans will do everything they can to break Democrat obstruction and give John Bolton the fair up-or-down vote that he was denied last year. But they need the grassroots support of conservatives to turn up the heat on the Democrats by flooding their offices with calls in support of Ambassador Bolton and the President's agenda for reforming the waste and incompetence of the United Nations.

So click the link below where all 45 Democrat Senators' phone numbers are listed and call as many Senators as you are able. We must show our support for John Bolton, a man who isn't afraid to proudly defend America, our foreign policy and our allies in the War on Terror.

http://www.volpac.org/index.cfm?FuseAction=Campaigns.Form&Campaign_id=59

Well, this was just too tempting for me to ignore. So I did a little bit of touch up of the form, correcting a few errors, as follows:


Nearly five years after 9/11, we are well into an epic, generational struggle against GOPig propaganda. A struggle that pits intelligence against emotional blackmail ... hope against fear ... democracy against BushCo radicalism. The men and women of our Armed Forces are fighting with heroic resolve without the equipment they require... and they deserve to be supported in their mission by diplomats willing to call incompetence by its name, able to rally our friends and allies behind the global expansion of freedom and democracy, and unafraid to passionately pursue reform of our dysfunctional Republican leadership.

That's why we need John Bolton booted out of the United Nations. Fortunately, his recess appointment expires in January of 2007 ... so we must act now to ban him permanently.

This month Senate Democrats will do everything they can to break Rethuglican obstruction and give John Bolton the deserved down vote that he got last year. But they need the grassroots support of thinking Americans to turn up the heat on the Pugs by flooding their offices with calls in support of booting Bolton and the President and for reforming the waste and incompetence of the United States Rethuglican Congress.

So click the link below where all 45 Democrat Senators' phone numbers are listed and call as many Senators as you are able. We must show our disgust with John Bolton, a man who isn't afraid to act like an ass in public, turn our foreign policy into a shameless powergrab and our alienate all of our allies in the War on Terror.

And of course I had to send the email to a few friends, so I chose the following:

admin@volpac.org
bill@volpac.org
catkiller@volpac.org
Schiavo@volpac.org
AIDSinTears@volpac.org
lameduck@volpac.org
WorstSenateLeaderEver@volpac.org
WillNeverBePresident@volpac.org

That was fun.

2 comments:

BigNewsDay said...

This almost put as big of a smile on my face as Ken Hawk's post. Great job brother!

metallord said...

Yea good post.