Friday, September 22, 2006

KEn HAWK's bachelor party

That's right, there's actually some girl out there who settled for THIS guy and at some point she realized he knows too much to let him get away. Wish Ken well and feel free to drop off some wisdom to our friend as he celebrates his bachelor party this weekend. NFL picks coming Saturday. Ken's early thoughts:

i told teh universitieS i scored a 36 on the aCt which is areally goo d score and i had the pAperwork but then they started sayin g "hey you juSt crossed out 'IQ test' and hand wrot e in 'ACT test' you dumbass" and i said yeah well your fac e is stupid.

More later from Ken Hawk.

10 comments:

Goremaster said...

lol.

ken hawk said...

all i Can say is juS make sure you'r en ot marryin g a woman with a peniS and that's all i reaLly havE to ssay abnout that.

kBEb HAwk

BigNewsDay said...

Very good Point Ken! Those penises tend to get in the way.

BigNewsDay said...

Oh, and best of luck with the whole marraige thing. I've been married for a little over 10 years now, and I can honestly say...

HELP!!!!!!!!!

ken hawk said...

OM g

greencommunist said...

marriage is an institution ...



literally.

Lefty Metalhead said...

Congrats Mr. Hawk. Now that you'll be carrying around the ball n chain, looks like you'll have someone to join you when you go see Jackass 2. For your bachelor party, you should try kneading your penis, i heard it feels really good!

Good luck!

ken hawk said...

well l she did call the paramedic s when she saw me laying in teh backyuard, smoke coming out of my ass, recently detonated M-80 sitkcing out of my buttt. takes a special kind ogf woman to stivck byu teh guy who does that.

metallord said...

LOL ^^^^^^^^ Good luke man you will
need it. Me its been 8 years.

Anonymous said...

married? good luck, brother!
and marriage is an institution...a mental one